[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[vermilloci]

[ Coming from a team of soliders who keep their weapon in crystal hammerspace--

She's gotta admit-- it does look cool when someone is actually carrying a physical weapon on their back. The Empire has knights like that. ] that's incredible. he's worked really hard to get to that point, I'm guessing. since you travel together, are you a knight, too?

[multidisciplinary]

[ Probably hard to look intimidating without your weapon on you... until you're summoning it from crystal hammerspace, that is. That's probably slick af. ]

Oh no, nothing of the sort. I am- [ "the princess of our kingdom," which Zelda quickly backspaces. In this strange world and without Link to protect her, it isn't wise to publicize her royal status. ] -simply a researcher. Link very generously serves as my bodyguard, even though it is not his duty.

[ That last part, at least, is completely true. After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Zelda formally released Link from his service as her knight. In spite of this, he has chosen to stay by her side ever since. ]

[vermilloci]

I should have guessed! [ Makes sense to her! Zelda was awfully interested and excited about magitech. ] In case you're ever bored, the ruins on some islands always seem to have old things and relics in need of studying. I know Link isn't here, but you'll always find someone willing to help protect you and explore them.

By the way, how are you adjusting? Everything going okay (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

[multidisciplinary]

[ RUINS? 👀 ]

Ruins, really? I shall have to plan an excursion when I am able! The study of a world's history is of tantamount importance to its future! [ And also she really wants to see all the cool relics this place must have. ]

I feel that I am adjusting well, thank you for asking. This place is quite different from my homeland, so there is a lot to take in. I thought to secure more permanent lodgings in Eltrut, but I've received word that quarters have been prepared for me in Elah. I have never enlisted in military service before, so I am not sure what to make of this whole affair, but the Paladins assisted me when I first arrived, so I ought to find a way to repay them in some form.

[vermilloci]

oooh there's plenty of them around, and lots of find

sometimes lots to find ┐(-。ー;)┌ other times there's nothing useful. i'm looking for a few things too, if you ever want to go! [ Not Rem trying to employee someone with experience to go looking for potentially dangerous items-- ]

it can be kind of tough in the beginning with lack of funds, too, so if you ever need anything, just let me know! i have a boat with extra space as an option

[multidisciplinary]

[ Rem sweetie you don't even have to beat around the bush with Zelda. Danger is meaningless in the face of EXPLORING COOL RUINS. ] I would be more than happy to join! What sort of things are you looking for?

[ Just when it feels like Zelda's eyes can't bug out anymore, they somehow do. ] You have your own boat?!

[vermilloci]

[ Something that she can store souls in-- ] at this point?? anything! one time I found a goblet that had crabs engraved on it. all it did was call actual live crabs to it. not very useful.

yes! it's one of those medium yachts! she's decently made and beautiful, but I still don't have a name for her. you're welcome aboard anytime