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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
heir_conditioned: (RzQi8yF)

Private;

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sorry... I should've seen it from moment one. It's your sister. I haven't heard of sharing names before, but I can see why you would bring her around the ship. Is her name said phonetically different from your own? I apologize for the misunderstanding, Saotome. I meant no disrespect.
catsgothistongue: (judging so hard rn)

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[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Raise hand.

Palm forehead.

Pull down his face. Why are Izuku's classmates such dolts?]
catsgothistongue: (Yous a stupid motherfucker)

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[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an only child, slushy-brain. That chick in the pic's me.
heir_conditioned: (052)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Slushy-brain is a new one. He picked Shoto's ice side to include in it so as a matter of fact, he actually likes that one. Everything else though--]
heir_conditioned: (007)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[But how is...]
heir_conditioned: (Shoto014)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god is...]
heir_conditioned: (008)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Saotome... Were you worried that we'd think differently of you if you didn't dress up as a boy? It's alright to be a girl. There's nothing wrong with girls. As girls go you're beautiful, you're talented, and you are any one step as good as any of us. Anyone who mistreats you I can't imagine would do it again just because you're a girl. Anyone who does, please tell me and you might not get there first.

You're my crewmate and therefore my friend. You can be who you are around me, around us. No one on this ship would judge. As a matter of fact, some of our most ferocious heroes at home are women. Women in general I think have amazing abilities I could never consider.

Please feel free to be yourself, you don't need to wear a wig or hide who you are for us. I accept you for who you are.
catsgothistongue: (donewiththis)

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[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
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Edited 2024-05-27 02:44 (UTC)
catsgothistongue: (-_-)

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[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Be more direct. Gotta be more direct around this guy, cause clearly, most of his brain cells have been made to sorbet.]

That's... flattering and all, but not what I meant, you dolt. It's a curse.
heir_conditioned: (048)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
No, don't think of yourself like that.
heir_conditioned: (050)

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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, let the cogs turn.]

Do you mean an actual curse? With cursed energy?
catsgothistongue: (Oh?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Hold the presses, he's actually getting it.]

Magic, but yeah. Me and pop went to China to train a few years back. The place we trained at had a bunch of these springs that were cursed. If someone fell into one, they'd come out in the form of whatever drowned there beforehand. He got panda, I got girl.
heir_conditioned: (057)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I see... So you've fallen into a cursed spring where a young lady lost her life and that transforms you into a woman...? How?
catsgothistongue: (Spatula)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Water. The curse triggers when I get wet. Cold water for girl, hot water to reverse it.
heir_conditioned: (MHA-79-80-100)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't see it but Shoto is thinking a little bit here. Which is dangerous.]

So if water hits you, like rain, or from the sink, or someone stomping in a puddle, you become the pretty girl version of yourself after a curse on you from a pool of a deceased woman? Am I understanding everything correctly? If I am, I think you should speak to Toge. It may not end up helping, but maybe he and Gojo-sensei could help, or at least point you in a direction. If they can, and you wish to break your curse, you will have my full support however I can offer it. That also includes training in hot or cold water to see if you can control the curse in any way shape or form, however long, however you need.
Edited (Eh. Hated the phrase lol sorry for the edit.) 2024-05-27 05:06 (UTC)
catsgothistongue: (Wanna fight?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Dear god...]

Hit the nail right on the head. Already talked with Toge, but unfortunately, he's useless when dealing with the kinda curse I got. Don't know who Gojo-sensei is.

[He had met Gojo... But his experience with him had been less than stellar. So doutful he'll actually try to get him to.]

Of course I want to break my curse. What man wouldn't? I've been trying to find a cure or a way to break it for two-ish years now. Offer's appreciated, but not necessary. Like I said before, I've had two years to get used to changing back and forth and go with the flow of it.
heir_conditioned: (R4SC7WW)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, at least you asked. I'm sure it will stay on his mind if he thinks of anything. As for Gojo-sensei, he's tall, he has white hair like Toge's and he is also a sorcerer. He deals in cursed energy also, so he may not be able to help but maybe he's heard of something being a teacher. I can ask Toge to forward his information if he thinks his teacher may be able to help?

[He's really trying and will continue to, or at least do what he thinks he can.]

I know two, personally, who wouldn't.

What temperatures react as cold and hot? Do you know their range? There is one other thing I can think of that you can try if you want to. It won't break your curse but it regulates temperature at a speed to match my own. If you wish, I will loan you my regulator, it can handle below freezing and above seven thousand degrees or more. It's only been tested to seven officially. We could try to tweak it.

Alternately, it sounds like you're at peace with it in some ways, and instead I will also support you in that as well.
catsgothistongue: (GET PUNCHED IDIOT)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Tall, white hair... Could be anyone.]

Worth a shot, if you think his teach's able to help me. Toge's already in the know about my curse, along with most of the others.

[The only one out of the loop is Katsuki, but he doesn't see any reason to tell that walking time bomb unless he finds out on his own.]

Beats me. Far as I know, any temperature of hot or cold does it. You can keep your regulator thingy, you probably need it more with your super quirk. I've already got a thermos of boiling water and bottles of cold water stored away on me, if I need a reason to change.

'Make peace with it' isn't what I'd use. More like tolerate it to a degree. I want it gone, nonexistent, pronto. But until I've got a way to get rid of it, I can deal with it.
heir_conditioned: (MHA-79-80-059)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-27 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
I will talk to Toge when I'm home.

I wish there were something I could do to help. If you do need hot or cold water, it's all I can offer other than my support. You turned this conversation private, so my silence as well, I can offer that too.
catsgothistongue: (Contemplation)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

I'm good. There's not exactly any shortage of water here.
[Which is both a boon and a hinder, but that's not anything new.] I only turned it private cause I'd rather not advertise 'Hey, I grow breasts when water's dumped on me' to the whole entire world.
heir_conditioned: (MHA-79-80-100)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-29 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
I understand, I won't be telling anyone your secret. I promise that you can rely on me not to go around advertising your breasts in their damp state.
catsgothistongue: (you sly bitch)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-29 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
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[Shoto why are you like this?]

Do us both a favor and never say that again.
heir_conditioned: (RzQi8yF)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-05-29 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Reasons.]

Oh, it's alright. I wasn't planning to. You don't have to ask me to keep the secret twice.

If you do need anything, please contact me at any time. Even if it's just someone to talk to or just someone to sit with quietly I'm more than willing to help.
catsgothistongue: (Oh?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-29 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[That wasn't why he asked! Ranma decides to drop it before he hears anything more baffling out of Mr. Freeze.]

I'll keep that in mind.