[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[forgeabettertomorrow]

What kind of thing?

[He...doesn't know what this is all about. He just thought people were sharing pictures.]

[thearchangel]

This

Attractiveness rating. Thing.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

What attractiveness rating thing? What are you talking about?

[thearchangel]

Did you

Did you not read the post?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Someone was talking about someone else and I didn't recognize the names and then people started posting pictures of themselves and other friends I guess?

There's a lot of attractive people here.

[thearchangel]

Why the hell do I know this...

It's. "Hot Or Not". People rate each others' photos.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay? But how can you tell how hot it is from a photo?

I mean I guess it was a pretty sunny day but yours is terrible. I can't even see the sun.

[thearchangel]

...

"Hot".

As in. How attractive you find someone.

Please tell me you know this. Please tell me this isn't the one human thing I know a human doesn't.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[There's like a solid half hour before Darin responds.]

Okay but why not just ask someone if they think you're hot this seems like a lot of extra steps.

[thearchangel]

[oh my god]

It's a game. For fun. And teenagers, usually.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

This is a really weird game! Why do people care about that?

Honestly kinda pisses me off that people care about looks so much.

[thearchangel]

[Garrus, be nice. Be civil. Do not be an asshole like this is an elevator conversation - ]

Got some low ratings, huh?

[GARRUS VAKARIAN.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

7/10 actually, not that I know what that even means.

I just think it's stupid. Like, why give someone a number that doesn't mean anything?

Just say something you feel is true.

Garrus you've got a real nice voice.

See? Was that so damn hard?

[thearchangel]

Thanks?

It's
pretty normal, actually?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Nah it's got this kinda gravely timbre to it. It's just got a nice feel. Warm but badass.

[thearchangel]

Oh, that. That'd be the secondary vocal chords.