[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[heir_conditioned]

[Someone's gotta bless his heart.]

You should make one up for him, birthdays are important. Then you could hold parties for him as well. Is he here, too?

Oh. No, my name is Shoto. You can call me that.

[It isn't Bud.]

I would be happy to have someone who uses a stick, that's a long range weapon and I'm good at long range, but having someone else who is long range is advantageous. What was your name?

'charm,' of course, being used in the platonic sense here

[general_affairs]

[ One would think after dealing with all the types Reno has, the ones who take everything literally wouldn't just absolutely charm him as much as they do, but here they are. ]

Oh we do. He never knows what day we pick. Laney's always fussy about the decorations, so I'll mess with them just to piss her off. Chief? Nah, he's not here. Just me. I've been trying to get to know a bunch of people and get exploring in so if they ever do, I got them covered.

Shoto? Nice meetin you. I'm Reno.

Eh, it's more like a baton than any kinda staff. Depends on the situation, but I'm not usually a backline fighter. If you need the coverage though, I'll keep it in mind.

All good friendshape! It's how it came off ♥.

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto worms his way into people's lives, somehow.]

That must be fun, a surprise party every time. That's a better than a regular party on one day. I'm enjoying hearing about your friends. They sound like very fun people.

It's nice to meet you too, Reno.

At the moment, there's someone I have to take care of while they recover, but when they are recovered I would like to see you fight with your baton. Would you like to try doing something some day soon together?

[general_affairs]

More fun for us than for him, but he's a good sport about it. I used to bitch to him about how we never got office pizza parties like the other departments just to get on his nerves, until one day he gave us a little office pizza party.

Oh yeah, we have a good time whenever we can. Shame they're not here, but that just means I can embarrass them for free. ;)

You wouldn't mean Toge, would you? I remember him mentioning a guy named Shoto. But yeah, we can set something up sometime. I'm used to going against meat-heads, it'll be a nice change of pace.