[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

[ Okay this is physically painful to read. Who let this small child see this post? ]

I believe it is a turn of phrase referring to attractiveness or desirability in a romantic partner.

[ Zelda's having a crash course in slang today thanks to all this. ]

You will understand when you're older.

[boredallready]

[Will it be better or worse when she finds out how old he actually is?]

o. im not a baby i no abot that stuf. zelos allways ses beutifull girls just sem too gathr arond me.

but he taks abot them in relly wird ways lik this to. so yah its saf to say there beeng idiuts.

[multidisciplinary]

[ "I'm not a baby." That's what she hears the students at school say all the time. Further proof(?) that she's talking to a child. ]

If beautiful girls are gathering around you, then you must be very cute!

[ It's true, beautiful girls love cute kids. ]

[boredallready]

[Whoa whoa, what?!]

wat no dont cal me cute. ima man. and i dun no wy tey meat me so much.

[multidisciplinary]

[ Ah yes, of course, "a man." That's right, little boys don't like to be called cute. ]

Forgive me, I misspoke. Of course it must be your bravery and handsomeness that draws them to you.

[boredallready]

yu think?

[Never mind wondering how this person who's only a username to him at the moment would know this.]

i meen there not rong but i oneder wy.

[multidisciplinary]

[ Atrocious spelling aside, this kid is kinda cute. ]

Well, many girls like to be around men who make them feel safe.

[boredallready]

[It won't be whenever you find out how old he is...]

o tat maks sins. im a reely gud swordfiter. but most of the girls i no ar strong to.

[multidisciplinary]

[ Woe unto Zelda on that day. ]

Is that so? They must be very skilled. I am no fighter myself, so I rely on my swordsman to protect me.

[ She really just thinks they're a group of kids with sticks. ]