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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
general_affairs: (★ Charlatans and Saints)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-05-27 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
lmao got your back any time slick.

top five things you like about him, go. And you can't use the word 'cute' or you gotta take a shot(take a few more shots anyway, have a good time(obligatory: responsibly)).
general_affairs: (★ A good heart)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-05-28 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack that is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I've done some WILD (platonically) (heterosexually) (respectfully) shit with Rude.

If you try to go into number five I'm gonna start getting into said wild shit. But I am surprised you got someone that keeps up with your excitable ass. Glad, but still surprised they exist.

Obligatory mention that you just say the word and I'll do what Turks do best, but I spent some time with him by chance out on Eltrut, and he strikes me as good people. He gets a pass on the shotgun talk from me.

Besides, it's good seeing you got a nice cutie. You sure look a hell of a lot better than I'd seen you in a long time. You deserve it yo and I'm real fuckin happy for you.
general_affairs: <user name=dresspheres site=tumblr.com> (★ That I can't carry any more)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-06-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hell, welcome to the disaster bi club. You're enough of a fuckin menace to join.

He's SUCH a nerd, might have to take his lunch money next time I see him, yo.

Now go fucking drink, I'll give you shit and let you gush about it later man. Don't hold yourself up trying to text while you're drunk, go ride that buzz and maybe your cute little meow meow after that.
Edited (Autocorrect just throwing in apostrophes without permission) 2024-06-11 23:44 (UTC)