[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[catsgothistongue]

[Professional assholes have standards! Beside the point tho, Ranma nearly threw his tablet at the comment cause bro???]

I'm not some crossdresser!

[Forgive him Katsuki, but he's had similar names thrown at him before in the past and worse, so he's going to get a little nettled by it. Silently though, he is swearing a little because not a lot of people are smart enough to connect the faces to match up enough. And even if they do, most don't immediately pinpoint it to him.]

I don't got a sister, so take your mind outta whatever gutter you're sticking it in!

[Taking a minute to calm down and get a breath, he pinched his temples. Katsuki's the only one who doesn't know, so what's the harm in telling him now?]

Just. Switch to private.

Private

[callmekacchan]

Whatever word you prefer then.
I'm not being a dick.
It's an honest question.

[But he's switched to private as requested.]

[catsgothistongue]

Just got done telling the candy cane this [No prize for guessing who he's talking about.] so here's the abridged version: curse from back home.

[callmekacchan]

Still doesn't tell me if I'm using the damn pronouns you want, asshole.

[He doesn't particularly care the details of why Ranma has pics of himself with boobs. He's just trying not to misgender him.]

[catsgothistongue]

I'm a guy, genius. Get your head outta your ass and use it.

[Like you wouldn't do the same if you could grow boobs, Katsuki?]

[callmekacchan]

Look at you finally figuring out how to answer a damn question.
Maybe that peanut you call a brain is growing.

[How should he know in what direction Ranma was cursed? It's not like Ranma actually said. For all he knew this was Ranma's way of saying "hello yes I am actually a girl".]

[catsgothistongue]

It should've already been obvious given you've only seen me as a guy up until now. Shame on me for giving whatever speck for a brain cell you got rattling your skull more credit than it deserves.

[callmekacchan]

It's not like you said which way the damn curse worked, dumbass.
Or how you felt about it.
Fuck me for wanting to be considerate I guess.

[catsgothistongue]

Not a lotta people are back home.

[At the very least, despite how aggravated he's acting, he does appreciate the hothead not jumping to conclusions like nearly every single other person on this post!]