[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[vermilloci]

here to help ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)

not that anyone here needs it, though. there are so many lovely people from other worlds!

[general_affairs]

Name's Reno, nice meetin you.

What about you? I don't think I saw you posting anything up.

[vermilloci]

my name is Rem, and likewise!!

oooh I can't say I'm the best at taking pictures (//▽//) [ Read: she has more of a... plain girl-next-door look compared to all the larger-than-life gods-blessed-six-pack-you-can-grate-cheese-on/impossibly-well-endowed folks already on screen. They're beautiful! But also, it's difficult not to be a teeeny bit self-conscious.

She does have someone else posting a selfie she took-- but that's in the slight future compared to when this conversation takes place. ]

althoughhhh I see that you posted your own

you're right, there needs to be more redheads. but yours is such a striking color!

[general_affairs]

[ Thank u for the small grace of excusing my forgetfulness with names and usernames. ]

Give yourself a little more credit than that. You saw how bad the pic my boss took of the three of us was. I look like I've got a five-head in it.

Yep. No sweetheart, but I didn't wanna miss out on the fun. It's been like this my whole life. I can't tell you the number of bets I've won with people thinking it's dyed.

[vermilloci]

oh pleaseee, it looks like the three of you are having fun. or at least the blonde woman is, she looks like she's beating both your butts. (─‿─)

also your boss must be really nice, taking you on a vacation like that! [ or what she assumes to be a vaycay. where is that, Turks and Caicos? naw, Turks IN Caicos ]

well, it's stunning. you can tell you really take care of it (✿◦’ᴗ˘◦)

[general_affairs]

lmao yeah SHE'S having fun cause she whipped our asses in front of her crush. I got her back later. We all got some ice cream and I took a huge bite out of her cone when she wasn't looking. 😇

We were still busy, but yeah, we make time to relax where we can like that and Chief pretends he's only tolerating it. We made sure he had a good time, too.

And hey thanks. I promise if we ever hang out I won't bully you, as long as you let me win if we ever play cards. ;)

[vermilloci]

the best kind of friend is the friend that steals a bit of your ice cream ( ◡‿◡ )

we'll see who wins or loses

[ talkin' big game for someone who is not good at cards-- ]

[general_affairs]

FINALLY someone gets it. Gonna screenshot this to save and sent to Elena if she ever shows up around here.

Looks like I got a NEW best friend on the block for that, and don't think I'll LET you win just cause you're cute.