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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
lucky_e: (48)

[personal profile] lucky_e 2024-05-27 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good! Don't let her catch wind of it! Or she'll have to tell your adopted father. It's fine, she's a patient hunter...]

That would also be another reason not to do it. You might want to focus on more practical forms of distraction instead.
catsgothistongue: (Crossed arms)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-27 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She wouldn't dare!]

Do you think that's the only method of distraction I use? There's hundreds of different ways to divert a foe's attention I've used that don't involve flashing boobs at them.

[It's all about versatility. Doing the same thing over and over only makes you predictable.]
lucky_e: (41)

[personal profile] lucky_e 2024-06-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Try her!]

What other distractions do you use then?
catsgothistongue: (Oh?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-01 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please no he's just an innocent chaos gremlin]

Diversions, switcheroo, that sorta stuff.

[Real informative there.]
lucky_e: (62)

[personal profile] lucky_e 2024-06-01 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Innocent is subjective!]

And what would those diversions look like?
catsgothistongue: (Judge)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-01 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're subjective!]

Smoke bombs, switchin' a log out in my place, makin' them turn around, that type of thing. What were you thinkin' I meant?