[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[multidisciplinary]

Exactly the score she deserves! Full marks across the board! I have no doubt that she turns heads wherever she goes.

[activatingcombatmode]

She's cute, smart as hell and has a heart of gold too, can't go wrong with this one!

[multidisciplinary]

So you've met! [ Good! Everyone should meet Rem. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

Yeah, she saved my life once. I owe her.

[multidisciplinary]

Did she? What happened?

[ Not a single thought is spared to the possibility that Zack might not want to share that story. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[It's cool, it's not a secret story. Except for the part where he actually died. He'll leave that part out.]

There was this nasty sickness that was going around a few months ago. People kept having dreams about drowning and then you'd feel that way when you woke up. I was coughing my lungs out. But she managed to pull me out of it.

[multidisciplinary]

That sounds terrifying. Thank goodness she was able to help you. [ And sobering. Proooobably shouldn't have asked a drunk guy having a good time to dredge up a memory of almost dying. ]

I apologize for asking you to recall such an unpleasant event. I realize now it was tactless of me.

[activatingcombatmode]

Hey, that's okay. It was a bad situation, I don't blame anyone being curious about what happened.

But yeah, point is she's great. She's one of the most helpful and selfless people I've ever met.