[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[makoglow]

You really think that there are a lot of "pretty" people? Starting to think that I'm the only one that this is lost on.

But I guess you might be right.

[vermilloci]

yes! including you, by the way. hasn't anyone told you that your eyes are beautiful?

i bet if I posted some pics you had, many people would be interested. and you'd be called lovely. if not for those eyes, then for you willingness to help others. ✯( ◡‿◡ )

[ Like against that monster rabbit that one time. ]

[makoglow]

No?

[ Rem. You're going to make him flustered. People don't need to look at him like that. It's fine. ]

We don't need to put any pics of me up. Any compliments can come from friends and that's fine.

[ But he doesn't have anything dismissive to say about the helping others. ]

It's just easier if we work together. No one really has to struggle that way. Everyone wins.

1/2

[vermilloci]

[ waitwhat.gif ]

∑(; °Д°) for real??

[ She doesn't know whether to be sad or angry on his behalf. Because!! They are so pretty!! ]

[vermilloci]

well now i have to compliment you more ok? hold on though I have to think of some better adjectives

and just so you know, I think you're doing a disservice not showing yourself off (๑˘︶˘๑)/

[ And she hopes he understands she doesn't mean that seriously. He can do what he wants. ]

[makoglow]

[ Thankfully, he knows what Rem means. She's not actually pushing him or applying pressure.

But he's still so damn flustered. Seriously rubbing his overly warm face now! ]

You really, really don't need to do that.

[vermilloci]

awww okay.

i'll leave the complimenting up to your crushes. (๑˘ᵕ˘)

for now

[makoglow]

Uh.

Yeah that's not happening either.

[vermilloci]

oh

as in you're not interested in anyone

or you don't know if someone likes you?

[makoglow]

I mean... There might have been in the past. But that's not

It's complicated.

[vermilloci]

[ IT'S COMPLICATED. Very sad words, indeed. ] you don't have to elaborate if you don't want to. i know things like that can hurt.


but, still, in that case

I'm here to let you know that you are handsome, cloud, and you have this quiet-serious intensity thing going on that's really endearing. you care a lot more than you let on, [ Heck when they first met, he took on a murderous bunny?? Who the heck does that for a total stranger like her? A genuinely good person, that's who! ] but that also gives you an air of mysteriousness. it's pretty cool!

so if someone happens to catch your heart in this world, I hope you're able to open up a little more to them. i bet all my dubloons they'll find you even more beautiful than you already are.

[makoglow]

[ Nope. He can't handle that. Definitely can't respond. His ears are red. Face is hot.

How dare you say nice things about him???? ]

rEm

[ YOU ARE GOING TO MURDER HIM ]

[vermilloci]

(•́ ᵕ •̀?)

[makoglow]

You're enjoying this

[vermilloci]

maybe a little~

[makoglow]

More than a little I think.