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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
general_affairs: (★ It's all gone to shit)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-05-28 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT? We were fucking SLEEPING on this guy the whole god damn time.

He just walks away and gives me paperwork when I hit on him, but Laney bats her eyes and she gets away with it.

I filed for workplace discrimination after that. ):


[ It was not a real form. It was just a shitty comic sans 'equal rights to hit on our boss' with some stamp on it he stole from Scarlet's desk. Reno was very serious about his job whenever he has downtime.

In fact, Reno posted a pic of said document for Zack to see. ]