[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[astudyinviolet]

[ Sherlock gives a few attempts, but he does not send any because they are out of focus, widely out of frame, or just showing up his nose or something equally unflattering. ]

Do I need to employ the use of multiple mirrors? How do you manage to capture a photograph correctly at this angle?

[ He doesn't know about the forward facing camera. Look, cameras only go in one direction in his time! With big bulky devices which cannot fit in a pocket! ]

[activatingcombatmode]

No No you gotta fin the switcheroo buttom!

[Did I mention Zack's not only drunk but not the best with tech either?]

[astudyinviolet]

What?

[activatingcombatmode]

You gotta find the button! That flips the cam around!!

[astudyinviolet]

[ Sherlock spends more time pressing pictures, flipping the shellphone upside-down, moving things this way and that way... Finally, he manages something. He tries again and gets a better result. Then, he manages to get a decent one. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

Wow you did it! See man?? You handsome bastard!!

[astudyinviolet]

I am aware of what I look like, but I still do not see the need to have my picture here.

[activatingcombatmode]

Well, we're here to hype up our friends and look at some good looking people. So now I get to hype up you, man. You're as handsome as they come! You gotta be up here!

[astudyinviolet]

Thank you? I find my appearance tends to hamper my job than help.

[ A pretty boy, baby face doesn't inspire confidence, and it requires him to prove himself over and over. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

Yeahh, too many people thinking you're too hot for the job huh

[astudyinviolet]

It is more like they think that my age combined with my looks means that I lack a mind capable of solving or assisting in the issue at hand.