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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
multidisciplinary: (🌻 105)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-05-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ha. Ha. Very funny. But Zelda is hardly offended. If she had a rupee for every person who underestimated Link (without knowing his reputation as hero of Hyrule), she could have replenished the royal coffers by now. ]

I do believe it is more a matter that Link has mastered the art of resting at any spare moment.

But really, after one hundred years of asleep, I cannot begin to imagine how he still gets tired. I do believe that if I were him, I would never sleep again.
general_affairs: (★ Piqued)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-05-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ (all the more lunch money to steal, Zelda) ]

I can't believe he cracked the code to immortality. Just fuckin sleep. That's it.

He looks like a pretty good guy to hang around, and is that you in the corner of one of the pictures?
multidisciplinary: (🌻 099)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-05-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Truly no act is too nefarious for a Turk. ]

Indeed.
That, and a Shrine of Resurrection. Cannot over look that.
[ Pity he can't hear the teasing little inflection she would have said that with. A princess can play along sometimes! ]

Yes, that is me. I forget what compelled us to take this picture.
general_affairs: (★ Charlatans and Saints)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-05-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's true! He'll encourage Link to break all the clay pots for shits and giggles. ]

Hey so you wanna run that shrine name by me one more time? I feel like that was an important piece of the puzzle there, yeah.

Aw hey, you're a cutie too. Guess I got two new nerds to steal lunch money from. 😘
multidisciplinary: (🌻 105)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-06-03 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Reno just scroll up bro ]

Exactly as I wrote it before: the Shrine of Resurrection. It is a piece of ancient technology developed 10,000 years ago. Its name is a bit of a misnomer [ as far as she knows ] it is capable of healing people from fatal injuries, although the process is a bit slow. [ putting that very lightly. ]

You are too kind, sir. [ If only text could convey her undertone of sarcasm. ] I shall live in fear for my wallet henceforth.
general_affairs: <user name=dresspheres site=tumblr.com> (★ You want to get right)

[personal profile] general_affairs 2024-06-12 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, good old ancient tech. So advanced it can't be replicated any more and works miracles.

Yeah, I'm familiar with that kinda shit.

So are you both immortal is it just that guy?

Name's Reno, nice meeting you. And don't underestimate a good slight of hand! Guaranteed you won't notice a thing or I'll give a full refund.


[ Oh he definitely picked it up and had a laugh about it. A good sense of humor is a must-have. ]