[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[fullgauntlet]

Ah, it's "Shoto."

[LISTEN. IT ENCOMPASSES EVERYTHING THAT IS SHOTO TODOROKI. Wholesome, head empty dumb ass SWEETHEART. A hero!!!!!!!!]

[catsgothistongue]

... Wow. That's somehow way worse than what I was thinking.

[HIS EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW ENOUGH TO BE CHILLING IN HELL BUT HOLY FUCK]

[fullgauntlet]

Worse?? But it's perfect when you consider who Todoroki-kun is!

[catsgothistongue]

Aren't superheroes supposed to have secret identities? Sounds less like who he is and more that he's uncreative.

[fullgauntlet]

No no, it's no that. Actually, in my world, it's very normal for heroes to show their real names in the public eye. Some heroes pick to keep their identities hidden but most don't. There's something important about connecting with civilians, ne? Knowing who's doing their best to protect you.

[catsgothistongue]

That sounds like a good way to get unwanted fan clubs and supervillains to come ring your doorbell.

[fullgauntlet]

Ahaha... You're not wrong. But it's a risk I think a lot of heroes are willing to take.

I've been guilty of being in a fan club or two myself.

[catsgothistongue]

Fair enough, it's probably more training and publicity for them anyway.

[A villain'd only attack a hero in their own home if they're idiotic or confident enough to attempt it anyway. That's what he figured anyway.]

Superheroes are cool, from the comics I've read here and there. Though I'm more of a sentai guy myself.

[fullgauntlet]

We even have to train how to handle press and interviews. It's an ...an entire career.

[Heroes even do brand deals... Some day Izuku's stupid cute face is going to be on a product ad.]

Ah, you're a sentai fan? It's a sub genre!

[catsgothistongue]

Sounds hectic. Glad I don't ever gotta sit through that crap.

[On account of mostly everyone in Ranma's world being apathetic to the whole supernatural martial arts shebang after the first time.]

I know that. The outfits are a little tacky, especially the monsters, but the martial arts choreography aren't too bad. Even caught a glimpse of the American adaptation when me and Pop were traveling there.

[It's canon Ranma knows what Power Rangers is. the original audio got blocked in my country after years of not being TT_TT]

[fullgauntlet]

I think that's fair. I used to be worried about that side of it but I don't mind the idea of advertising and the like so much now.

[This doesn't make Ranma a boomer, does it??]

But I think the over-the-top outfits are some of the best parts. They might be a lot but a strong costume makes it memorable! Did you think the martial arts were mostly accurate from what you saw?