[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[midifications]

Since I was a wee lass! Why I got mad at you getting your arm wet, it's gonna break if you do that too much.

[Yes, she's still on that. Sorry, you're just gonna eternally have this child yelling at you over that, Fuse!]

You sound like my dad, only he's being a right arsehole about it right now [she's giving Cid A Look right now as she taps away on her shellphone about this] just as bad about it. You're not talking to him about this right now too, are you?

[fusey]

And I appreciate that I got someone lookin' out for 'er. Maybe even give 'er a tunin' if I ever need it. Mind, she's a lot tougher than she looks.

[If she's got an eye for it, maybe there's more she could do with his arm as well.]

Now hang on a tick. Didn't even know your old man's 'round these parts too.

[midifications]

I could, it looks different than what I've got at home, but I don't say no to learning about new things.

[don't tell her that, she'll add a rocket booster or something to it.]

Yeah, dad's here. He's the one who got me interested in making things and engineering. ...though you sure you don't know my dad? Kind of suspicious...

[fusey]

Hope you don't mind me comin' to ya then.

[Look, he's thought about that too in the past for certain scenarios.]

You're makin' it sound like he's some kind of big shot. Might do me some good to meet the man.

[midifications]

Hell no! I wanna know how it works, see how it ticks, you know? I'll learn a thing or three if I figure it out!

[WELL NOW IT HAS TO HAPPEN, IT IS FATE]

Maybe? Just seems like you're already talking if you're both giving me shit about thinking someone else is cute or whatever it is.

[fusey]

As long as don't mess with the grenade sling, you 'n me's golden, pup. And you better teach this old dog whatever tricks you put in it too, ay.

Can you blame us? Most kids go through crushes like I go through me grenades while they're young. I think that's a fair assumption from me and your old man.

[midifications]

GRENADE SLING? ...what if I wanna make it BETTER? [Fuse out here saying the magic words.] It's probably new for me, but I learn quick. I'll have it figured out faster than an eikon can take a piss.

[...Mid how did you get this kind of mouth on you—]

Well I'm not interested. At all. Rather build things, help people. Learn. That's more interesting than... that. The adults can keep it.

[fusey]

An upgrade, ay? Well now... Ol' Fusey ain't sayin' no to that. Could even teach ya the ropes on that one. Been doin' me own maintenance on it since I got it.

[An eikon? Never heard that one before but he understands what she's saying.]

No one's forcing ya to like anyone. Least of all me. If buildin' and fixin' things what you wanna do, then I say keep at it.

[He's absolutely not here to give her unsolicited advice.]

[midifications]

Yeah, why not? How far does it shoot now? Bet I could make it shoot further if I tried.

[New project hell yeah.]

Hm. You're all right then, gramps. Playing kissy-face doesn't sound fun at all.

[fusey]

It's got a good distance to her. Maybe 'bout 200 meters. Same as Wally.