[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[fullgauntlet]

[Don't expose and activate his stalkerisms like this..........]

You'll give me... better shots?

[callmekacchan]

Maybe.
If you get down on your knees and beg.

[Or if he honestly just asked. But Katsuki loves teasing him.]

[fullgauntlet]

[Katsuki...]

I'll ... I'll do it.

[IZUKU..................]

[callmekacchan]

[....wait.]

You will?



For my pictures??

[fullgauntlet]

Isn't that what you said I had to do??

Private

[callmekacchan]

[....he did in fact say that.

He quickly remembers they are very much public with this conversation and switches quickly to private.]

Okay.

Then next time you want one...

Beg.

[Ugh.

Is this flirting now??

Or is he just being a dick?

Is it both?]

[fullgauntlet]

[Oh their messages went private...... He gulps.

How badly does he want more photos of Katsuki? Pretty badly. He's down bad. So bad.]

If you promise I can have more than one...

[callmekacchan]

Are we bartering now?

[Whew... okay well...]

If you beg real nice maybe I'll give you three.
If you want more than that...

You'll have to think of something to trade for 'em.
And I better not see 'em posted anywhere.
Your eyes only.

[...send help. He still doesn't know if he's flirting right??]

[fullgauntlet]

[This is absolutely some kind of bartering deal now. What is happening?

He won't give up.]

Three? Alright, Kacchan. I think that's a fair deal. I'll do it.

If I want more... I'm not sure what I have that you would want to trade me for. A... Another picture or two of me? But that's not really something?

[callmekacchan]

What do you mean that's not something??
A picture for a picture is an even trade, right??

[....Because what if he wants pictures too?]

[fullgauntlet]

Do you think so? Okay. A picture for a picture.

Do you want one right now?

[callmekacchan]

Yes.

[fullgauntlet]

[It will be a few minutes... Izuku is nervous because he wants to send a photo that Katsuki will like. And if it gets him another picture in return...

He sends this one. It's not really sexy because Izuku doesn't really think he is.]

Is that okay?

[callmekacchan]

[Hello???

Izuku thinks he's not sexy but Katsuki mentally bluescreens a moment when he sees him there in his shirt?? That's definitely his shirt. Izuku is wearing his shirt??

Phew. Okay. He needs to make time to return the favor so.]

Yeah.
It's great.

[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku can't really tell if that's a good reaction or not from text alone!! But he's still blushing. Thinking this is ... kind of fun?]

Okay, Kacchan. Don't be mad I took your shirt...!

[callmekacchan]

I'm not mad.
You should wear my clothes more often.
Especially if I get pictures like this out of it.

[fullgauntlet]

Well... I can't really fill out the chest and shoulders like you can.

[callmekacchan]

I like how you look in my shirts.

[Since Izuku seems to not be getting it.]

A lot.
Do that more often.

[fullgauntlet]

They are comfortable... I could wear one when I stay with you in your room next.

[He's getting it now... Boyfriend shirt.]

🎀

[callmekacchan]

Sure.
If you want.

[Boyfriend shirt! He's happy about that.]