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shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
activatingcombatmode) wrote in shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
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- walter "fuse" fitzroy,
- zack fair,
- zelda
[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show
Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
text; un: nutsornothing THIS IS HIS MOMENT.
STAN THE GIRL, DENJI
Are the two of you close friends? [ Tbh Zelda will be shocked if they aren't. How can anyone not be immediately charmed by Rem? ]
SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL WHO WAS GENUINELY KIND TO HIM RIGHT OFF THE BAT. ;;
I'd like to think so? We first met when I saved her from a dragon who wanted to keep her as treasure so I kicked its ass to free her then we ate a shit load of desserts at a festival together! She also helped me pick out new clothes and got a roof over my head when she found out I was sleeping on the streets here for awhile before I got my own place.
[Needless to say the boy had immediately fallen for her charm right off the bat. Rem has been the most kindhearted girl Denji ever met who didn't have ulterior motives behind being so nice to him. Every other one in his life has either wanted to kill or use him for some nefarious purpose.]
AWWW THIS BOY ;;
[
There's a joke to be made about the dragon having a good eye for treasure, but Zelda's not going to make it.]*Plays song* ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
If I won she left with me but if I lost...I dunno what would of happened really but there was no damn way I was gonna lose to that punk ass dragon anyways!
[Always brimming with confidence, Denji was sure of himself if nothing else and had not doubt in his mind when he issued forth the challenge that he would come out victorious. Which he did of course giving it a good thrashing until it yielded to him after receiving grievous wounds.]
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You made a bet with it? Like in a game of dice?
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[There were a few close calls and it is a blood exchange but eventually after a few brutal blows the dragon knew it had been bested. Denji could have most certainly put the nail in the coffin after taking a bite out its flesh to heal himself unlike the beast at large but didn't want to go against his word or scare Rem the first time they initially met either.]
Didn't get any treasure like I wanted but hey she is nicer to me than any other girl I've ever met. Besides maybe Reze but she just ended up wanting to kill me and take my heart so she was just screwing with me.
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That... Zelda just doesn't know what to do with that knowledge. Who, in Hylia's name, is "nutsornothing"???
And somehow, that's still not the only weird thing he wrote. Zelda has to read that last sentence twice just to be sure she didn't misunderstand. ]
She wanted to kill you and take your heart?
You do mean metaphorically, right? [ Right?? ]
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I sure wish. People have been trying to kill me and take Pochita's heart for themselves ever since I was given it.
But hey what can you do I just killed them first!