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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
nutsornothing: (052)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-05-30 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
You know I could chomp that pretty little nose off with these teeth, right?!

Best watch yourself, Ranma! No matter how cute your other half might be.
catsgothistongue: (Everybody's Kung Fu Fighting)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Fat chance of that happening!

Whether I'm a guy or girl, either way, I'll knock those teeth in and down your trap!
nutsornothing: (147)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-05-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Just you try it and see what happens, huh?!

Maybe if you stay as a girl 24/7 I will forgive ya though.
catsgothistongue: (Piece of cake)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Keep talking so proudly when all your chompers are passing through your esophagus!

Keep dreaming, chainsaw boy.
nutsornothing: (039)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-04 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever man! I'll just drink your blood and fix'em up as good as new anyways after I beat the piss outta you!

Can't blame a guy for trying, huh!?
catsgothistongue: (Challenge)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-05 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Like a vampire? Good luck tryin' to vuck my vlood with no teeth. Why dontcha stick with chopping trees? You'll have an easier time beating those.
nutsornothing: (052)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-05 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Who said I was sucking your blood with teeth I can just punch your nose and make it pour like a waterfall slurping it back and that will work too y'know!
catsgothistongue: (In over his head)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-05 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[So he can heal via consuming blood, eh? Good to keep track of.]

That sounds like a plan. You'd just need to get close enough to me to even get one lick.
nutsornothing: (001)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-05 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a challenge?! I'm a lot faster than I look y'know.
catsgothistongue: (I'm gonna do a bad idea)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A challenge to you maybe, a walk in the park for me. I wanna see if you can run those chainsaws as fast as your mouth.
nutsornothing: (110)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't want me to try that trust me it never ends well for who I'm up against. They all died real fucking bad.
catsgothistongue: (Piece of cake)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-06 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
There's a first time for everything.
nutsornothing: (010)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-07 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't bet on it man.
catsgothistongue: (A little peeved)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-07 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I think my odds of winning are relatively high.

[Because betting has never turned out terribly for him... Though unlike with the Gambling King and his cheating in card games, this'd be an actual physical battle!]
nutsornothing: (124)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really want to die, Ranma!? Cause that is what is going to happen if I slice you up with a fuckin' chainsaw dude!

[Sometimes he thinks you are dumber than he is, Ranma.]
Edited 2024-06-08 00:37 (UTC)
catsgothistongue: (Chuckle)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
A chainsaw's the least threatening thing anyone's thrown at me.

[Do you really underestimate him so, Denji?]
nutsornothing: (010)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well I won't be throwing them at you that is for damn sure since they are attached to me.

[In this instance yes, Ranma, yes he does. He's faced down countless devils he finds more intimidating than you no offense my friend.]
catsgothistongue: (Judge)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's called hyperbole, chains for brains.

[Annoying, but not frustrating. It just means he has the element of surprise on Denji later involving his techniques. Unlike the latter who basically told him all he needed to know. Namely, don't let those blades touch him, and don't let a drop of his blood get in Denji's mouth.]

So we doing this for real, or not?
nutsornothing: (040)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-08 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what that means so whatever pal!

Nah- I don't feel like turning you into Ranma sausage I think some people might get pissed off at me for that.
catsgothistongue: (Poke)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW, he actually didn't think he was dumb. Shame on him for giving him too much credit. He's not going to entertain him on the first one.]

Sure, and totally not because we both know who'd win.

[Him.]
nutsornothing: (111)

🎀

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-09 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Considering Ranma has seen just what his hybrid form looks showing but a fraction of his power cutting fish nets like butter you can only imagine how they would far against human flesh. Sorry not sorry, Ranma. He's not about to fight you just to prove a point despite his natural desire to win.]

Keep dreaming dude!
catsgothistongue: (A little peeved)

🎀!!!

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[REAL MEN AREN'T AFRAID TO GET HACKED AND SLASHED, YOU WEENIE!]