[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[headhunt]

i think you would have advertised yourself with three paragraphs

but that's why you got me

to make it simple and direct
let em know you've got a lot to offer

[netherese]

I hadn't planned to advertise myself at all, but I can be rather verbose, yes. If I had, I likely would have made a fool of myself going on far too long.

Still, I'm not sure I want everyone thinking of me as

[There is absolutely nothing in his text that conveys this, but Karlach can probably feel him sighing and making an exasperated gesture.]

I do understand and appreciate your intentions, Karlach. I'm certainly not closed-minded, but I've always been of the mind that certain discussions were for behind closed doors.

[headhunt]

gale

you only live once

[netherese]

Now, depending on who you are, that is categorically untrue.

I do have a scroll of True Resurrection.

[headhunt]

( she makes a face at her shellphone, but she cannot help but laugh. )

WIZARDRY ASIDE

you KNOW what i mean

[netherese]

Yes, yes, I certainly do.

I'll try to be a touch more relaxed about such things, I assure you, although this may still be a bit much for me. I certainly appreciate the sentiment, however!