[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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[midifications]

[Teenagers. She's definitely still mad at him, but... ughhhh she'll give him a hug because she missed him and no other reason!!!!]

I don't need anyone like that, either. Just give me somethin' to build an' I'll be happy.

[ramuhs]

[A quiet chuckle as he gives her the usual squeeze...while also trying to not think about how he missed those five years of her growth. For an adult five years isn't much, but for a child...]

Must say that's a bit of a relief for this old man's heart. Can't say I'm ready to see anyone try and court you yet.

[.....On the other hand his daughter is also quite lovely?? And amazing and special?? Who wouldn't have a crush on her???? Complicated dad feelings are complicated, but he prefers this way.

However his expression softens a little.]

But Mid, if you do ever find someone who makes you happy or feel special, be it here or back in our world...well, I just want you to be happy, tis all.

[midifications]

[The minute he mentions courting her, she leans back to give him a Look. Not that she doesn't doubt it'll happen, but that's faaaaaaar in her future, not right now. Right now she just wants to learn and build things— things not being those kinds of relationships, actual ships— not feel like she has to... court someone...]

Not interested. I can't very well say like I did when I was little an' say I'm gonna marry you, that's weird now. Cute when I'm little, not so much now.

[But now that he's not teasing her...]

Just don't zap 'em. I like people uncooked by lightning bolts. You don't wanna scare 'em off. If it happens.

[ramuhs]

[He can't help but chuckle at that. Oh the memories... And again feel like he missed those days too soon, but again, shaking it off.]

Hmm, well we'll have to see. I reserve the right to at least see if they can at least handle a little storm.

[Teeeasssing smirk before a bit more serious.]

And if they ever hurt you. I get at least second shot.

[Granted she would likely punch them in first, but a little extra electrocution never hurt. Along with whatever else everyone would pile on.]

[midifications]

You can get as big a shot as you want if they hurt me, but only after I do their knees in. Or their head, either way.

[Look, she's deadly with a hammer. And a wrench. And anything else she'd need to do her job as engineer properly!!!]

But I'm not even interested, I'd rather keep learnin' new things to build and how to build 'em. Can't do that if I have to make a kissy-face at someone constant, eh?

[ramuhs]

[Just a snort.]

Hasn't stopped me. If anything I've been more inspired.

[skill issue, mid]