[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

un: book2thehead

[book2thehead]

Oh my, so you're an accomplished artist as well! It's quite the feat to sketch these from memory.

He looks like quite the dashing fellow indeed~

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

I am no artist. My sketches are employed for use as crime scene references or studies.

[ He claims the only art that moves him is music, but he draws and acts and sometimes spouts off the most random poetic metaphors.

He's in denial. There is more art to him than the art of deduction. ]

[book2thehead]

I think you're selling yourself a little short there, Mr. Holmes! This is something that requires quite a bit of artistic skill, even if it's just for reference.

[astudyinviolet]

The intent is important. I am a man of science not the fanciful arts. I sketch only what I've seen.

[book2thehead]

I see~

[You're being silly, Sherlock. But Heizou will let it slide.]

Regardless, your Mr. Watson is quite striking! I can tell you miss him a lot.

[astudyinviolet]

[ Yes, he is being very silly about being called an artist. ]

It is a curious thing how quickly one can get used to the daily company of another. I wonder if I could write a monograph about it.

[ Sherlock, no. ]

[book2thehead]

An entire monograph? Man alive, I'd be interested to see that from you!

[Heizou don't encourage him--]

[astudyinviolet]

[ Heizou, no! ]

It may not be a lengthy monograph, but there might be something worth investigating further to gain insight on the impressions people can make on each other just from proximity.

[book2thehead]

You could write it as part of the culmination of your recent research! That's what the academics back home do, after all~

[astudyinviolet]

While I find patterns and commonalities, I am no literary critic and have no desire to become one.

[book2thehead]

Oh? You didn't find anything insightful during your readings?

[astudyinviolet]

In terms of how many times certain words are used or how events follow certain patterns tied to roughly page counts, I have a lot of data and no conclusion beyond forming a dislike for the word "orbs" when applied to eyes.

[ Someone might have counted the trees and missed the forest. ]

[book2thehead]

[...Yeah, just. Gonna call that out real quick.]

Man alive. Mr. Holmes, I believe you may have gotten a little too caught up in the minute details of your research materials~

[astudyinviolet]

How else was I supposed to compare the different stories beyond recording where the similarities and differences lie? I had to work with something.

[book2thehead]

You didn't find any similarities between the stories themselves and not just the authors' choice of words?

[astudyinviolet]

The plot lines followed a predictable pattern. Character 1 meets Character 2. Sometimes Character 3 acts as a rival or foil. Sometimes that is left to world circumstances. They go through multiple trials, usually at some point nearly coming towards a romantic union before being driven apart. What follows is redemption and making amends before they reach their conclusion and goal which involves them together in a relationship.

[book2thehead]

[Well. He's not wrong.]

Were there no helpful descriptors when it came to their developing feelings or relationship? Nothing about how they felt in the presence/absence of their love interest, or about why they deem the trials so important to overcome?

[astudyinviolet]

So now I am supposed to pay attention to word choice?

[ He's teasing bit because dear gods he's discovering that this mystery is far more pleasant than potentially being a fictional character. ]

[book2thehead]

[Ooooh you brat, Sherry~]

Not so much word choice as it is what is being described. Surely you can tell the difference, Mr. Holmes?

[astudyinviolet]

[ He's not a proper Victorian gentleman all of the time. (Most of the time?) ]

I can.

[book2thehead]

Maybe next time I'll just give you a book of romantic poems. So that next time you get to gaze into Mr. Watson's beautiful orbs, you can simply spout one of them out to him from memory~~

[astudyinviolet]

The correct way to refer to him is Dr. Watson. I may be "mister," but he is "doctor."

Additionally, the only reason I would spout a romantic poem at Watson is to give an example on why not to use the word "orbs" in that context for his own writing.

Save your poetry for your private matters.

[ Hey, hey! He didn't share his deductions publicly upon Heizou's request. Can't he get the same courtesy? ]

[book2thehead]

Is that right? My apologies to Dr. Watson, then~

Man alive, and here I thought I was simply helping you with your research and your upcoming monograph!

[They've already shared their deductions on this particular matter with each other. Clearly this is different!]

[astudyinviolet]

[ It wasn't where all can see! ]

If you are so certain that such a book would be worth study, then you can speak to me in person of it and make your case then.

[book2thehead]

[Whoops, should've asked for privacy sooner!]

I suppose I will, then~