[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[nutsornothing]

Yeah! She invited me over for dinner to test out her cooking skills!

[Clive didn't know just like you won't know when he goes on a date with Midadol, Cid ole boy!]

[ramuhs]

Aha, I see.

[Still a little confusing, but Jill is a big girl. She can handle herself.]

And how was it?

[Unlike Mid even if she really can so Denji if you enjoy your life you better not—]

[nutsornothing]

It was good man!! For some reason she thinks she cannot cook but I thought it was bomb.

[Truth be told anything that wasn't garbage out of a back alley or some dry bread was better than what he was used to prior to teaming up with Makima, treating him to some delicious Udon even though he passed out from lack of blood and it became soggy.]

[ramuhs]

[Well at least he's being complimentary!!]

We're our own harshest critic as they say. But I'll thank you for helping in Jill's endeavors all the same.

[nutsornothing]

To be honest if there is free food I am always game! But no worries dude she is super nice so how could I say no!?

[Not to mention pretty cute but he'll just keep that to himself.]

[ramuhs]

So you'll do anything for good food?

[Yeah that's a good idea or Cid would totally have shared it with Clive—]

[nutsornothing]

Pretty much man! You take anything you can get your hands on after the shitty upbringing I had living off a single piece of plain bread on the daily until I was picked up by Makima at Public Safety.

[ramuhs]

[..It's like every time he talks to the boy, he learns a new sad fact about him—]

I hope you've been able to take care of yourself better here.

[Don't make him a concerned parent???]

[nutsornothing]

[His life is just one big mess, Cid. You'll get used to it he already is and maybe that will give him some sympathy for dating a nice girl like Mid and be happy, huh?]

Oh yeah I have been living the dream eating anything and everything I want here! Cakes, burgers, milkshakes you name it!

But things aren't so bad back home either. Now that I have a real job working for Public Safety killing devils and keeping people safe I can afford lots of cool shit!

[ramuhs]

[N o.]

I suppose if you have the talent and skill for it and can use it, that's one way to make a living.

Still, since things are less troublesome here, I hope you can enjoy your life more.

Though it does sound like you have.

[nutsornothing]

[OH COME ON.]

Hell yeah! I've gotten pretty damn good at killing shit!

It is definitely a lot more chill here that is for sure but I love it here in pirate land.

[ramuhs]

Suppose that's all that matters then. Just don't get into too much trouble.

Good place to 🎀?

[nutsornothing]

You betcha! Though no promises man!

aye aye! 🎀

[ramuhs]

That'll do.