[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[callmekacchan]

It's not them. They seem to be managing friendship quite well despite the whole bat kisses escapade and Katsuki's misunderstanding of the situation that followed.

Trust me, he was upset.
It worked out fine in the end.
But I definitely think it could have easily gone a lot worse.

[heir_conditioned]

In another life, the misunderstanding would've amounted to an understanding if either of them knew how to work as a human body with a brain. Toge would've never been and neither would Izuku have been for Katsuki, either.

I do trust you, Bakugo. I'm sorry it went like that for you, I didn't know.

[callmekacchan]

In another life. In this one... maybe it all worked out this way for a reason. Shoto seems to be head over heels for Toge and honestly? That makes Katsuki happy. Shoto deserves that. Toge also deserves that.

And Katsuki? He's honestly happier than he could have imagined with Izuku at his side.

Everything worked out in the end.

He's doing his best to not ever hurt him or fuck up a first experience ever again.

It's why I was so set on making the first date something memorable.
He deserves it.

[heir_conditioned]

Hmm...

Then maybe we should make certain that the double date is also going to be memorable. That would be the first time that Toge and Izuku have gone out on a double date as far as I know. Shouldn't we be focused on that, too? It's a first.

[callmekacchan]

...shit.

He's right. Thanks for the dose of dread, Shoto. You're a pal.

Right.
Fuck.
We need to check the board for a quest that doesn't involve fighting.
Much as I wanna jump right back into it, my body is still healing.
Unless you want to do that garden walk you mentioned.

[heir_conditioned]

A good friend, a buddy.

If there's nothing that allows for a non-straining quests, I will default to that. Toge really enjoys plants and I enjoy him.

[callmekacchan]

He bets Shoto does enjoy Toge.

Wanna have a look at it and let me know later?
I'm still stuck in bed for the moment.

[heir_conditioned]

I will. Please leave it to me and I will make certain everyone is considered.

Except himself he'll do whatever everyone else does. He could have both legs off and still would.

When he does check back in, not long after:

I found one.

I'm going to message you privately.