[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[cursedwords]

That’s probably good for the most part, but it’s fine to train together you know. That’s all I ever do at home anyway. I punch all my friends.

[callmekacchan]

That's different.
That's training.
You're supposed to punch each other in training.
Not so much because they get on your nerves.

[cursedwords]

I mean yeah, in training sure.
Maki has no problem smacking me outside of training too.
In her defense, I always deserve it.

[callmekacchan]

Katsuki gives it a good think before he replies. Really considers his past interactions with Toge.

I don't think I've ever felt the urge to hit you once.
Which is a little bit impressive.
What the hell are you doing to make someone hit you??

[cursedwords]

Pulling pranks mostly, or being too snarky.
One time I borrowed her skirt for an impersonation, although to be fair Kugisaki thought it was hers and she's the one that punched me.
Then again, she tattled on me, and Maki hit me later.

[ It's easy to get in trouble for sarcastic quips when those people understand his sarcastic quips. ]

[callmekacchan]

Stealing is definitely a punchable offense.
Can't say I feel for you on that one.
Even if you call it 'borrowing'.

[cursedwords]

Like I said, I deserved it.
And besides it was borrowing
I wasn't going to keep her skirt.
Not really my style.
My combat style would have me flashing everyone all the time.

[callmekacchan]

You didn't ask permission.
Even if you plan to return it, still say she was in the right.






I would bet money on Icy-Hot being into that though.
You in a skirt.

[cursedwords]

Never really thought about it
I do have a dress from a mission I did.
He's never mentioned it.