[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[nutsornothing]

Whatcha mean?! Why not?!

He kinda looks like a dog but has a chainsaw on his forehead and pull cord for a tail!

[unliminal]

your pet is a devil chainsaw dog?



where can i get one

[nutsornothing]

You can't he was one of a kind and he is...gone now.

Well not completely I guess but he ain't actually here anymore, Pochita gave me his heart to save my life instead of both of us dying.

[unliminal]

[ Oh...that's rough, buddy. He's never had a pet so he can't really relate, but — oof. ]

that so?
idk if you mean literally or metaphorically
but if a devil gave you its heart that's pretty badass you know?

[nutsornothing]

Literally man! We both got chopped up into bits and pieces by the Zombie Devil's shit head slaves but Pochita drank my blood before taking over my body like some devils are able to!

But...Instead of him living on Pochita gave me his heart and told me to show him my dreams so I live every damn day like its my last!

[unliminal]

[ To most people that probably sounds completely batshit insane, but since Gojo also comes from a batshit shounen world...he takes it in stride.

Even if a devil encouraging someone to live their dreams is kinda unexpected. ]

huh
not a bad way to live, kid
you got a name or are you called pochita now too

[nutsornothing]

Hey thanks! I've got to eat good food, touch some boobs and got a kiss with some tongue action too.

[He'll just leave out the part about it immediately being followed up by throw up spewed into his awaiting mouth and gulping it down by force though.]

Yeah! The name's Denji!

[unliminal]

damn
you're really living the high life
good for you

you can call me Gojo-sensei

[nutsornothing]

Hell yeah I am!

Gojo...sensei. So what are you gonna teach me then, huh?

[unliminal]

depends
you wanna learn how to fight the best you can?

[nutsornothing]

I think I'm pretty good at kicking ass already but I mean maybe I could learn a thing or two!

[unliminal]

pretty confident huh?
then you'll have to show me what you're made of sometime

[nutsornothing]

Anytime dude! You name the place and I'll show ya what I can do!

Thing is though...Not sure its a good idea if we fight each other unless you wanna risk getting your arms chopped off.

[unliminal]

that's a risk i'm willing to take



what kind of weapon do you use tho

[nutsornothing]

You got some balls man if you say so!

Chainsaws! Just you wait and see its pretty epic.

[unliminal]

holy shit
that's pretty metal
figuratively and literally
i'm lookin forward to it

[nutsornothing]

I know its pretty badass, eh!?

Alright if you say so! Don't say I didn't warn ya though!