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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-03 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
you lack imaginination

it comes with age and wisdom don't worry
nutsornothing: (012)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-04 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey that is not true man!! I got lots of imagination I just don't think about dudes the same way as you clearly!!
empyrean_mirror: (13)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-09 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
girls have spines too

beauty is about more than tits, denji
nutsornothing: (010)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Who said I just like tits, Kaveh!?

A girls face is a big deal too!! And even though I'm not much of an ass guy that matters as well!!
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
need the spine to hold up the tits and head, denji, show some respect to the vertebrae
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-10 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
You really got a thing for spines, huh?

[Must be his kink or something.]
empyrean_mirror: (Default)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer hands actually. legs. d

[backspace backspace backspace.]

wait how old are you
nutsornothing: (113)

[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Legs can be pretty hot I guess.

I'm 16! Had my birthday right after I ended up stuck here actually. Why?
empyrean_mirror: (Default)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-10 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Right then he will not ramble on his other preferences, oh god.]

...are you even old enough to be talking about this?
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[personal profile] nutsornothing 2024-06-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?! Whatcha kinda stupid question is that of course I am!

I've touched boobs and made out with a chick already this is no big deal, Kaveh!