[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[astudyinviolet]

He did, multiple times. I was safe whenever Toby was with me.

[ramuhs]

What kind was he? And perhaps what's the most memorable story you can share?

[He's noting the past tense so he doesn't need to ask about that. Instead it would be nice to share a memory.]

[astudyinviolet]

I could not tell you what breed he was. The best I can do is this.

[ Pretend that this dog is redrawn by Sherlock in his casebook and then photographed to share here. Toby still looked like a battle roughened stray, but his expression and pose is that of a happier dog, tongue out and bright eyes. ]

As for a memorable story, it has to be when we met. Dudley was the biggest bully on Cordona, and his favorite target was me and my friend. He could find us anywhere on the island despite seeming to never use his brain. Furthermore, Dudley could make any child do his bidding because they feared him. However, he came across someone who wasn't afraid of him. If anything, he was angry and willing to stand his ground as we hid nearby.

Toby barked at Dudley and tore a hole in his trousers as he ran away screaming in terror. My friend was scared of Toby, but I wanted to get closer. Toby looked hungry, and I had a sandwich in my pocket. He took it and let me pet him. We brought him many more snacks after that, and he started to go on adventures with us. Dudley never came near as long as Toby was with us.

[ramuhs]

[Aaah a type of mutt. But that's not a bad thing, and Cid just reads with a light smile while scratching Torgal's ears who yawns, oblivious.]

Just from that alone I can tell he was truly a brave hound. Did you ever formally take him in or let him roam?

[astudyinviolet]

[ Toby's breed is GOOD DOG. ]

No, he would not have been welcomed at home. He wouldn't stay regardless. Toby would disappear on us for days or weeks at a time and then come back as if he hadn't left at all.

[ramuhs]

[NO YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS GOOD DOG I WAS A FOOL.]

A wanderer and true adventurous spirit, then. To return to you so many times is proof of how much you bonded, is truly an honor.

As is sharing your story with me. Thank you.

[astudyinviolet]

[ All dogs are GOOD DOG. Even the Hound of the Baskervilles. GOOD DOG, bad owner. ]

It was my pleasure. Thank you for introducing me to Torgal.