[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[fusey]

What kind of snacks are they? Oh, mate, you tellin' me you never had chokkie bikkies before. We're gonna have to find you some.

[ramuhs]

Chocolate is more of a luxury good where I'm from, though I've had the pleasant surprise of seeing them in more abundance here. But having it in biscuit form, can't say I have.

Wouldn't be surprised if they're around, however.

[fusey]

It was the same for me 'til about a year ago. But that meant it tasted better when you got your hands on some.

And it's sounds to me like we got a scavenger hunt on our hands to get some, ay.

[ramuhs]

Aye, I wouldn't mind a good stretch of my legs. Of course it would help if I knew who you were.

[fusey]

Forgot my manners there. Name's Walter Fitzroy.

[ramuhs]

Cid Telamon.

If we really are to make this little venture, I'd say Eltrut would be the best place given the different people that gather there.

[fusey]

Sounds fine by me. Just say when you're up for this hunt and I'll be there with bells on.

[ramuhs]

I'll let you know once I am able. Otherwise, it has been a pleasure meeting you, Walter.