[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

CW: sappy shit

[heir_conditioned]

You could, but I'm glad you're not going to.

I like the sound of your laughter. I know sometimes you hold it back because I hear the difference when you can't. Your smile is always a plus because of it, but I like to hear you happy. There's sometimes in the evening, too, if we're getting ready to sleep, that you're just near enough the window at the right angle where the low lights outside and the moonlight catches your hair and frames around you. I like seeing you like that. It only amplifies how nice you are to look at. Sometimes if I'm up early enough, the sunrise does the same thing.

I like that your hand fits perfectly in mine. I like that you can't hide some of your emotions. I like that if I'm lucky enough and you have your guard down, you share them with me. Your cursed technique isn't always a curse, at least in my eyes. Who else is lucky enough to be able to know exactly how their partner feels? I think honesty is a virtue. I also like how when you smile, truly smile, you smile with everything. The way you hold your head, the way it tilts sometimes, the way your eyes even look happy.

I like the way you beckon me when I'm trying to help with something. I know for you it's just the way you speak, but for the most part I didn't need to know the word. You asked with everything and every expression, and for someone like me who doesn't know much about people without that...

You are truly and specifically the most perfect person for me.

Do you need me to go on or have I explained that you are precious to the degree you can understand what I mean and what depth it takes?

[cursedwords]

Shoto!

I…

[ The strangled noises he’s making right now. ]

I think I should just say I’m glad you worked so hard to understand me. I know it’s not easy.

So thanks. And no. You don’t have to. I’m sure I’m beet red already.

[heir_conditioned]

It's not hard, either. Any time I've spent or things I've misinterpreted is all in the process worth it to understand you as completely as I can.

Alright.

I'm glad you were braver than I could be. I would never have been this happy without you.

[Now if that's true, or just teenage brain, who knows? But it's how he feels.]

[cursedwords]

I can’t lie, I thought you were cute and I thought if I was going to get a chance to date maybe I should go for it.

I’m glad you’re happy, Shoto. I am too.

[heir_conditioned]

Thankfully you did. I'd still be worrying and wondering what to say to you about my feelings.

[cursedwords]

I don't know about that Shoto, I think we would've figured it out at some point.