[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[misstellaron]

I haven't been to a lot of places yet but I can tell you all about them! I was on a space station, a planet covered in ice, a huuuuuge spaceship that people live on and a planet of dreams!

[scooba]

A planet of dreams? How does that work....? That sounds a bit impressive.

[misstellaron]

It's really more like a big hotel that you check into, and you lie in a pool of funky liquid and go to sleep to enter the dream! I think it's made out of memoria or something but I'm no researcher so I have no idea how it works.

It's super popular, so it costs a lot and it's really hard to book a room there. At least that's what a lot of people say. We got invited for the Charmony Festival so it didn't cost us a thing.

[scooba]

...

I wonder what it must be like. It sounds amazing to experience a memory like a dream. I can see why it's so popular too...

Although, it sounds a little like something that happens in our world. I heard that Sumeru is a land of dreams and people use it as a kind of power.

[misstellaron]

That sounds interesting. How do they use it as power??

[scooba]

I'm not sure. I'm not from Sumeru so I only know bits and pieces.

Although, I suppose you'll have to ask Mr. Kaveh, Mr. Alhaitham, or Ms. Dehya about it. They live there so they would know more.

[misstellaron]

I guess I will.

[ She won't. She has the attention span of a trash panda. ]

[scooba]

[...]

...Do you want me to introduce you to them?

[misstellaron]

I think I've met them before. Alhaitham's the buff smart guy right?

[scooba]

Yes and Kaveh is the one with blond hair?

[And always follows him around but he'll keep that to himself.]

[misstellaron]

The guy with the floating suitcase!

[scooba]

Yes, that is correct.

So um...should I tell them who you are and they'll meet up with you...?

[misstellaron]

Nah it's okay, I can go pester them myself! I think Alhaitham is baffled by me anyway. I'm sure I'll see them a lot in the future.

[scooba]

How so...?

If you don't mind me asking.

[misstellaron]

He saw me [ digging through trash ] exploring the island like I usually do when I arrive on new planets.

[scooba]

Oh uh...

I didn't realize that it upset him. Should I go and talk to him if it bothered you...?

[Nevermind that Freminet was terrified of talking to him but he can try!!]

[misstellaron]

Nah. I thought it was funny.

[ He was... so confused. So, so confused. Poor guy. ]

[scooba]

...Uh....

Then I'm glad you're okay with that...?