[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

'he just had an itch under his shirt'.

[book2thehead]

Is that really so hard to believe?

[empyrean_mirror]

completely unbelievable and paper-thin, yes.

[book2thehead]

You wound me, Kaveh. After everything we've been through together~

[empyrean_mirror]

then at least respect me enough to tell a better quality lie.

[book2thehead]

Oh? What should I say, then? Something like "Ah, we're just roommates," maybe?

[empyrean_mirror]

At least I can admit I love him, Heizou.

[book2thehead]

["Love"? Why is that coming up?]

What? Why do you say that?

[empyrean_mirror]

oh, it's too early for that yet?

fine, I'll amend the statement.

At least I can admit I'm fucking Haitham.

[book2thehead]

That's because everyone knows that by now! But what I do in my own time and who I spend it with is our business. :3

[empyrean_mirror]

well it was

until you posted photos talking about how hot lyney is, heizou

[book2thehead]

I'm simply stating the obvious here~

[empyrean_mirror]

The obvious, huh

[book2thehead]

I can share pictures of you and Alhaitham, too! But you've already put up pictures of Alhaitham, and I only have a few good ones of you...

[empyrean_mirror]

wait

hold up

Why do you even have those???

[book2thehead]

I really enjoy the camera function on the shellphones! Why wouldn't I be taking pictures of the people and places around me?

[empyrean_mirror]

but why would you have pictures of me???

[you don't even like hanging out with him?]

[book2thehead]

Reference purposes~

[Just because he's still wary of hanging out with Kaveh doesn't mean he doesn't like him, okay?]

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm not even your type!

[...Kaveh.]

[book2thehead]

[That's. Quite the assumption about why anyone would take pictures of people. But also--]

Oh? When did I say that~?

[empyrean_mirror]

what

why would I be???

[book2thehead]

[Hmmmm~~]

I'm curious, Kaveh. What kind of person do you think I'm attracted to?

[empyrean_mirror]

um, willowy, blonde, flirty, and mysterious?

I am only blonde.

[book2thehead]

Oh? You only got one of those things right, really~

Kaveh, you're a very attractive man. Were you not a very taken one as well, I would take you in a manly fashion~

[empyrean_mirror]

what do you mean YOU'D take ME

[oh god someone get his phone away from him.]