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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
afflatusexarch: (( shb ) ex2)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-06-12 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I might very well leave you on "read" if you start.
misstellaron: (unimpressed)

1/ I am so sorry

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
ok but can u ignre the notifs 4ever
misstellaron: (angry)

2/???

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
hey




hey hey
misstellaron: (Default)

3/??????????

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ
misstellaron: (determined)

4/????????

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
misstellaron: (O: 2)

5/????

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
r u still ignring me
misstellaron: (thinking 2)

i'm just....

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
did u know that there's a self-propagating cheese called ambergris cheese

it's taken over an entire world

cheese is life. cheese is luv
misstellaron: (heheh)

Sweats...

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
some

BODY once told me the world is gonna roll me


misstellaron: (smile 4)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
damn ure strogn i gotta give u that
misstellaron: (gazing into the distance)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
so like if you ever encounter a sentient black hole u should probably run bc it'll make u very depressed

ask me how i kno

dont actually
misstellaron: (heh)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Accowding to aww known waws of aviation, thewe ish no way a bee shouwd be abwe to fwy. its wings awe too smaww to get its fat wittwe body off da gwound. da bee, of couwse, fwies anyway because bees dun cawe wat humans fink ish impossibwe.

uwu
misstellaron: (eyes closed)

OKAY I'M DONE

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
you're strong. i acknowledge your power, o mighty one