shellphones | [open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]

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[Daria's eyes widened a bit at that. KARLACH OMG!]

It's not like that, he's a friend. We also used to be in the same crew.

[She frowned a little as she could feel Wendy's legs curl on hers. Seriously, this thing was so dumb it was cute.]

The one we started with Astarion, Xenk, and Fenris. But they all left so...we kinda were both aimless and then did our own thing.

Yeah, I've been told a little about that.

( from gale. he had already made her aware of the vampire's disappearance. she couldn't find it in herself to be too broken up about it when she was already secure in the knowledge of where he is and how he's faring. )

I'm sorry that everyone disappeared like that. Couldn't have been good for either of your hearts.

( she's sympathetic about that part. it's never easy to have to separate from people who matter to you. )

But if it helps, I can tell you that I saw Fangs before I got here and he's still up to no good. As usual.

( a smile. )

...Right, you're from the same place.

[She did hope he was okay in particular. Of the times they spoke, they barely crossed the barrier of Daria accepting his vampirisms. He held that secret so close to him and Daria took every single motion to be sensitive and attentive to it. Because Astarion mattered a lot to her, enough anyway that she wanted him to feel safe.

But he knew what he was about.

And he was still living.

It got her to smile just a little.]

As expected, I'm glad to hear it.

[Truly. This was a much better message than she could ever hope. She couldn't bear to hear anything bad. After all, she had no context to any of her other friends.]

A-anyway, that's about it on my end. I've been doing the usual nonsense and then I got suckered into another crew. At least stupid can happen again in company. So that just leaves the mystery of you, then.

Xenk too. That guy's a bloody fucking legend, he's doing perfectly fine no matter where he is.

( karlach continues on as she moves closer, finally pulling out a chair to take a seat across from daria. )

And Fenris—I fought beside him before, he's tough as nails.

( they're all strong guys and karlach wants daria to know that so she can put her mind at rest. if you can't be together, then the next best thing is to know that they're still healthy and whole. )

I don't think you need to worry about those guys. Just what's in front of you now.

( then a bark of a laugh. )

Don't be so quick! I want to hear more about you. What crew did you join? You've been up to anything else? Don't be stingy and entertain an ol' tiefling.

[...All good words to hear. It put a small sincere smile on her face.]

You're right. Just wish I could bother them with my inane banter like it was a new hobby, that's all.

Wasn't able to do much of that. Reunions hardly happened since I started travelling like this.

[Air escaped her nostrils as she let out a hearty sigh.]

With exceptions. I guess I have to babble to you now, don't I? You and Gale may make me an optimist yet. I joined the Raiders of the Lost Arts, hopefully it'll make me less bored and even less dead. Still trying to figure out what I can offer on that front. Other than that, uh, been trying to keep up with target practice.

[Beside her skirt, there was a holster. Reaching in, she held up a somewhat modded gun.]

( yet another laugh, but this one is from delighted surprise. )

Then I guess that makes us crew-mates! I got asked to join up with them not that long ago.

( she grins, leaning in on the table slightly. )

Guess there'll be plenty of time for that inane banter yet.

[Daria tried to hide it under the menu, but there was a slightly bigger smile. That. That made her feel really good. Like she was no longer surrounded by strangers kind of good.]

So, crewmate, are you gonna order something or do you need the banter from the professional over here?

( hmmm! )

I think I'm going to need the professional. I've never had grub like this.

( gringringringrin. )

So order me something good, yeah?

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