[If someone sees this and still decide eating one's a good idea, then maybe they deserve having a carrot for an arm.]

Need any help with that? I'm not exactly a parasitologist-- [If that's even a real word. It is, he just isn't sure if that's an actual field of study.] --but as a martial artist, if there's anything I can do to keep innocent people alive and unharmed, I'm willing to do just about anything.