Video || Bugsnax

[fractales]

Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+

Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.

This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.

[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.

Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]

I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-

[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]

Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.

If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

Weird. Some foods compliment well with sauce to slather or dip them in. If anything, you'd think coverin' themselves in it would make them more enticing to potential hosts.

[fractales]

It also attracts them to each other- various types are attracted to the sauces as well, and there is one that seems specialized in washing it off.

[catsgothistongue]

Huh.

[Strange. Then again, they're talking about parasites taking the forms of living food. Does it really have to make a lick of sense? It's still giving him a headache thinking about the whole lot of NOPE going on in this post.]

Do you need someone to collect sauces and bring them to you for experimenting?

[fractales]

Perhaps once I'm not out to sea- which will give me enough time to come up with something that could allow for distance with testing if it comes down to doing so on the island.

[... Turo is going to end up creating water guns that work with sauce.]

[catsgothistongue]

Sounds good. By the way, name's Ranma, if you ever need to find me.

[Hot sauce water gun fight?]

[fractales]

Ranma, a pleasure. A name I will keep in mind once it is time, and even without that. I appreciate the offer, after all.

[This is how you go blind. Go for the cheese.]