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shellphones2024-06-06 07:43 pm
fractales) wrote in shellphones2024-06-06 07:43 pm
Entry tags:
Video || Bugsnax
Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
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It can be hard to tell- but I do appreciate it.
Some people can take drastic measures in the pursuit of knowledge, for better or worse when it comes to their own well being.
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knowledge is nice but kind of overrated
trust me i'm a teacher
[ So he has the authority(???) to say as much. ]
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Growing strong is just as important as knowing how to use that strength- be it for personal reasons or something much wider.
Of course as I said at the start, I'm a professor- just more of science of various fields.
[GOTTA LEARN HOW TO CRACK SKULLS and this man taking things literally.]
Some would say viewing it that way could be less fun, I suppose.
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there's a big difference between academic knowledge and hands-on knowledge
street smarts you could say
in any case, i'm always on the side of viewing things in the most fun way possible
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Along with the more typical learning that prepared students for the Treasure Hunts; use the classroom learning while on the long journeys throughout our region. Every student always looked forwards to that time of year.
It isn't a bad way to view things.
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you're not from one of those dystopian worlds where that means something else, are you?
[ He can't help but be a little curious if Turo is guiding the next generation of adventurous archaeologists. Or pirates. ]
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Others find they wish to become a Champion Level Trainer, others perhaps they want to travel far and wide outside of the Paldea Region and see what more the world has to offer them.
What they decide to go after, and what they may find, is entirely up to them and what they go through on their journey. It sounds rather fun to me- and no, as far as I am aware the world I am from is amongst the more peaceful ones.
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maybe i should send my students there if more of em show up here
still missing some vital context though
"Champion Level Trainer" of what?
are you from a sports anime
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Champion Level Pokémon Trainer, I am from a world filled with mysterious and powerful creatures known as Pokémon. They are a good reason as to why the world is so peaceful as well, and people are able to live in harmony alongside them.
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you got any digimon over there?
digital monsters
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Back home I mean. Trainers usually access them through a rotomphone app.
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He is math lady.giffing so hard on his end right now. It sounds like Digimon, but isn't quite Digimon...eh, close enough. ]
okay so
i'm gonna come visit your world whenever the seafaring gig is over
i'll be the best monster trainer you ever see
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It isn't odd, after all, for trainers to venture out of their home regions once they feel it's time.