Video | Crab People

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Type: Video
Sender ID: Lacrimosa (Wirt)
To: EVERYONE ALL OF YOU HELP
Subject: Wirt has discovered an island of plotting crab people
Warnings: idk crab people


[A mass video is sent out over the Shellwork. Featuring Wirt looking both confused, scared, and bound very loosely in rope. Loose enough that he could slip an arm out and hold his shellphone in front of himself. Behind him is large group of... crabs?

Except they're moving like people.

And they're chanting.]

CRAAABBB PEEEOOOPPPLLLLEE CRAAAAAABBBB PEEEEOOOOPPPLLLEEE

[But yeah, they still look like crabs. And there's a lot of them.]

Hey, so... um, I-I kinda need some help.

[His voice is a low whisper as he records and desperately pinging his current location. Some stretch of apparent, empty sea.]