001 🔥 TEXT - WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER

[headhunt]

Type: Text
Sender ID: headhunt (Karlach)
To: Public
Subject: WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER
Warnings: N/A

Hey-
Can any of you make plush toys? I can bring you the materials.

Can work out payment too.

Like this:

( attached to the message is "artwork" of a teddy bear plush (or at least her best attempt at it), drawn by the hands of the very barbarian who once to used terrorise the hells. )

Let me know! Thanks!

Comments

[headhunt]

don't sweat it! i was lucky enough to snag a taker already

you can do your part by admiring my new little guy
and telling him how handsome he is

[general_affairs]

Good shit. I'll keep an eye out for some friends for the lil guy.

Listen I'll do my best but at this rate it's gonna be a challenge not to get jealous of him.

[headhunt]

nice!! thanks!!

wait until he's done
the real thing might blow your tits off

[general_affairs]

Karlach I've barely got any tits to begin with, and you're gonna hit me with that?

I'm never gonna recover from this. No one's gonna recognize me if I don't have any tits to hang out while I'm walking around.

[headhunt]

oh yeah
you're gonna come away from this SMOOTH AS STONE
🪨🪨🪨

all your shirts gonna be flapping in the wind

[general_affairs]

I hate that about three people on board would start using me as a straight edge if that happened.

[headhunt]

hope i'm included in that number wafer boy

we'll keep you useful

[general_affairs]

Thanks, for a second I was worried I might actually have to retire from being eye candy and have nowhere to go from there.

Always coming in clutch for me. 💕

[headhunt]

that'll never happen

you'll always be eye candy to me, red
even when you're titless