headhunt: (xlvi β†ͺ)
𝐊𝐚𝐫π₯𝐚𝐜𝐑 𝐂π₯𝐒𝐟𝐟𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞. ([personal profile] headhunt) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-08-10 07:29 pm

001 πŸ”₯ TEXT - WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER

Type: Text
Sender ID: headhunt (Karlach)
To: Public
Subject: WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER
Warnings: N/A

Hey-
Can any of you make plush toys? I can bring you the materials.

Can work out payment too.

Like this:


( attached to the message is "artwork" of a teddy bear plush (or at least her best attempt at it), drawn by the hands of the very barbarian who once to used terrorise the hells. )

Let me know! Thanks!
forgeabettertomorrow: (That's amazing!)

1/??? LOL HOLY SHIT

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
['Glad to be friends.']

[He's still not used to that idea. Of having friends. Never in all of his life would he think he'd make friends with someone with similar ties to fiends as him but he might even be able to save her life with his skills! It's like a dream come true!]

[He's so thrilled that Karlach's question doesn't register right away.]


Yeah, actually if I can sketch the engine so I have a better idea of—
forgeabettertomorrow: (Just Say Run Goes WIth Everything?)

2/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

3/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Did she just—]
forgeabettertomorrow: (I'm about to do something awesome)

4/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Naturally since the offer was made he very stupidly just looks at her chest because he hasn't processed exactly what she just asked him.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (I'm about to do something awesome)

6/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give him a second.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (Just Say Run Goes WIth Everything?)

7/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay the question's finally made contact with the brain cell aaaaaannnnd...]
forgeabettertomorrow: (Personal space please!)

8/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He flushes SCARLET]
Edited 2024-10-13 21:40 (UTC)
forgeabettertomorrow: (nope nope nope nope nope)

9/???

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He tries to jump back but his hand is clasped with Karlach's so sorry Karlach you're both getting yanked across the forge against the far wall with an insane amount of panic strength.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (GHK!)

10/10 DONE

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
D-DO I WANT TO—

WHAT?! NO!!! I DON'T—

THAT'S NOT EVEN NECESSARY IS IT?!

[The poor guy is bright red.]
Edited 2024-10-13 21:42 (UTC)
forgeabettertomorrow: (you're an asshole here's why)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-13 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! NO!! I AM NOT SCARED OF—

I HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM VERY MUCH BUT I'M TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIFE SERIOUSLY!

[Darin is far more insulted that Karlach would insinuate that he's scared of tits than anything else. Only ghosts scare him. Ghosts and being open and honest about himself with others! But not tits!]
forgeabettertomorrow: (My forge is lit!)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-10-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gods above now Darin's just ranting and raving because he's so flustered but also his pride???]

I DIDN'T SAY THAT! [Look, he does! But he's never been propositioned before!]

And I'm glad you take them seriously! They deserve to be taken very seriously! EVERYONE SHOULD BE SERIOUS ABOUT THEM!!

[He's lost the plot completely.]

You're clearly just screwing with me anyway?! So can we get back on task?!
Edited 2024-10-15 23:22 (UTC)
forgeabettertomorrow: (you're kidding me)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-12 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of where your heart is! I didn't take this job to scope them out!

[Darin drags a hand down his face, clearly flustered.]

Seriously! How the hell would you like it if I asked if you wanted to see how big my hammer was?!
forgeabettertomorrow: (My forge is lit!)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[DARIN IS BAD AT THIS.]

[He thrusts a defiant finger Karlach's way. He's not embarrassed, just incredibly stupid. Why back track when you can double down?]


BIG ENOUGH!!
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
...I have no idea I don't exactly go around asking every guy I meet to whip it out to compare?

[Karlach has successfully derailed his train of thought because Darin literally has no idea how he measures up. He's never cared.]

I mean...I think I'm...proportionate??
forgeabettertomorrow: (Just Say Run Goes WIth Everything?)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I don't really care if you wanna see.

[Darin considers her question about the engine, though.]

Well...I guess my first question would be how to get to it. I can't just...open your chest up...

...Wait, can I?
forgeabettertomorrow: (Face tomorrow)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Darin nods. Because that won't come up later. Clearly they're gonna move past it and forget all about it.]

[Darin politely averts his gaze as Karlach strips off her top, only looking her way when she gestures to the vent above her breast. Darin steps forward as she opens the vent and his eyes go wide. The heat is incredible. If he hadn't spent a lifetime in the forge, it might damn well be unbearable.]

[He stares at the infernal machinery with a combination of interest and rising anger. Who the hell would do this to someone??]


...You must be in pain constantly...

[Darin hurriedly pulls out his notebook and begins to make a quick sketch, taking care to note every valve, every connection, every chamber. If anyone even had a chance of working on this thing, he'd have to employ some sort of magitech just to control the temperature.]

...Gods...I've never seen anything like this before. I can't decide if I'm more fascinated or pissed...

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