A dummy! A numpty! You know!

[...of course, anyone else would get a smack upside the head for calling him that but she's allowed to, to her.]

I'll have to ask Clive though, since Torgal is 'is wolfdog, but I bet I could bribe him if I 'ad to. Clive or Torgal, I mean. Bet Clive'd take a nice date with Jill as a bribe, eh?

[There's maybe a devious grin here....]