three 🔧 it's been how long?! (slightly backdated to the beginning of the month, i hate covid)

[midifications]

[Whew. Has she ever felt so rested? She certainly doesn't remember the last time she slept so well! Her little shellphone tells her what time it is, so Mid grabs it to check it and... what is... that date....?! WHAT THE FU—]

Okay. I can't be going crazy and the date today on this shellphone isn't really the date, right?! And if it is, what the hell happened while I was asleep?!

[:') being in a sleep bubble really fucks with you.]

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[nutsornothing]

[Cue the confused blink at her slang.]

What the hell is a 'berk', Mid?!

[Here's hoping this would work! Denji's master plan coming to fruition thanks to his newfound pet. Who knew it could potentially help him pick up chicks?!]

Yeah a doggy day!! Torgal and him can be bestest buddies!!

[All while they get to spend the day together as well. GENIUS DENJI, PURE GENIUS.]

[midifications]

A dummy! A numpty! You know!

[...of course, anyone else would get a smack upside the head for calling him that but she's allowed to, to her.]

I'll have to ask Clive though, since Torgal is 'is wolfdog, but I bet I could bribe him if I 'ad to. Clive or Torgal, I mean. Bet Clive'd take a nice date with Jill as a bribe, eh?

[There's maybe a devious grin here....]

[nutsornothing]

[Rubbing the back of his neck shyly Denji couldn't deny the accusations put forth against him, knowing all too well he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, chuckling awkwardly as he tries to play it off cool.]

Oh...Yeah. Whoops, my bad. That makes sense now!

[He nods in understanding promptly as the boy grins wide at the prospect of hooking Clive up for giving her the chance to bring Torgal out and about with Midadol for a fun filled day together. He's willing to put up a handsome bribe in exchange to have the date of his dreams in return!]

I'd totally be down to give him some cash to take Jill on a fancy dinner or something! Maybe he can finally ask her to marry him while he's at it.

[Teasing the other without being able to properly defend themselves in the moment even if it was the honest truth! He knows Jill really likes him so what the hell was he waiting for!?]

[midifications]

Right? Been forever they've been together! I don't think they've even held hands, what a knob.

[This is definitely affectionate, but damn does she wish Clive would at least tell Jill he likes her, but not like THAT like, the Like like kind.]

I could say I'll take Torgal out, he can have a day with Jill. If he doesn't, I'm droppin' somethin' unmentionable on 'is bed that Torgal gifted earlier if I haveta.

[She's not a proper lady. :')]

[nutsornothing]

[Cue the absolutely dumbfounded look splayed over his face, a slack jawed expression with eyes wide open in utter bewilderment at the notion of Clive and Jill having not even held hands let alone kissed after how much they fawn over one another.]

Wait- You're fricken kidding me right!?

[And here the boy thought they were going to be getting married soon by now! That last bit earns a wicked grin followed by another burst of maniacal laughter. Denji liked her just the way she was to be honest, not the conventional girl next door type of vibes you'd see in movies, more unhinged just like himself maybe that was why he enjoyed her company so much and got along so well.]

Hey whatever works, Mid! You gotta do what you gotta do if he won't take matters into his own hands then you might as well, right!?

[midifications]

I don't know what they get up to when I don't see 'em, but I doubt it's more than just talk. Holdin' hands is too much, I bet.

[Don't think she doesn't love Clive and Jill; she does. Maybe someday she'll be a proper lady like Jill, maybe not. But her affectionate teasing is some prodding jabs at them because she wants to see two of her favourite people finally get godsdamned married.]

Too right! You get it, Denji! I bet Torgal's gettin' tired of waitin' so he can carry their rings or whatever too! I think he'd look good in a little suit, they're depriving us of that.

[nutsornothing]

For real!? You mean they don't even make out or anything else like that and they are supposed to get married soon!?

[Hinting at the painfully obvious but not quite saying it aloud, Clive and Jill were supposed to be madly in love, right?! There's absolutely no way they aren't going to pound town by now after all this time. Denji certainly would have been flabbergasted if that was the case.

Anyways enough about those lovebirds! Onto more pressing matters being their own date they should partake upon together.]

So when ya free for that date, Mid? I mean- Dog play date. Yeah that's it! I know a few places that would be perfect!

[Good save, Denji. No ulterior motives whatsoever, yup.]