three 🔧 it's been how long?! (slightly backdated to the beginning of the month, i hate covid)

[midifications]

[Whew. Has she ever felt so rested? She certainly doesn't remember the last time she slept so well! Her little shellphone tells her what time it is, so Mid grabs it to check it and... what is... that date....?! WHAT THE FU—]

Okay. I can't be going crazy and the date today on this shellphone isn't really the date, right?! And if it is, what the hell happened while I was asleep?!

[:') being in a sleep bubble really fucks with you.]

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[midifications]

Right? Been forever they've been together! I don't think they've even held hands, what a knob.

[This is definitely affectionate, but damn does she wish Clive would at least tell Jill he likes her, but not like THAT like, the Like like kind.]

I could say I'll take Torgal out, he can have a day with Jill. If he doesn't, I'm droppin' somethin' unmentionable on 'is bed that Torgal gifted earlier if I haveta.

[She's not a proper lady. :')]

[nutsornothing]

[Cue the absolutely dumbfounded look splayed over his face, a slack jawed expression with eyes wide open in utter bewilderment at the notion of Clive and Jill having not even held hands let alone kissed after how much they fawn over one another.]

Wait- You're fricken kidding me right!?

[And here the boy thought they were going to be getting married soon by now! That last bit earns a wicked grin followed by another burst of maniacal laughter. Denji liked her just the way she was to be honest, not the conventional girl next door type of vibes you'd see in movies, more unhinged just like himself maybe that was why he enjoyed her company so much and got along so well.]

Hey whatever works, Mid! You gotta do what you gotta do if he won't take matters into his own hands then you might as well, right!?

[midifications]

I don't know what they get up to when I don't see 'em, but I doubt it's more than just talk. Holdin' hands is too much, I bet.

[Don't think she doesn't love Clive and Jill; she does. Maybe someday she'll be a proper lady like Jill, maybe not. But her affectionate teasing is some prodding jabs at them because she wants to see two of her favourite people finally get godsdamned married.]

Too right! You get it, Denji! I bet Torgal's gettin' tired of waitin' so he can carry their rings or whatever too! I think he'd look good in a little suit, they're depriving us of that.

[nutsornothing]

For real!? You mean they don't even make out or anything else like that and they are supposed to get married soon!?

[Hinting at the painfully obvious but not quite saying it aloud, Clive and Jill were supposed to be madly in love, right?! There's absolutely no way they aren't going to pound town by now after all this time. Denji certainly would have been flabbergasted if that was the case.

Anyways enough about those lovebirds! Onto more pressing matters being their own date they should partake upon together.]

So when ya free for that date, Mid? I mean- Dog play date. Yeah that's it! I know a few places that would be perfect!

[Good save, Denji. No ulterior motives whatsoever, yup.]