three 🔧 it's been how long?! (slightly backdated to the beginning of the month, i hate covid)

[midifications]

[Whew. Has she ever felt so rested? She certainly doesn't remember the last time she slept so well! Her little shellphone tells her what time it is, so Mid grabs it to check it and... what is... that date....?! WHAT THE FU—]

Okay. I can't be going crazy and the date today on this shellphone isn't really the date, right?! And if it is, what the hell happened while I was asleep?!

[:') being in a sleep bubble really fucks with you.]

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[emet_sulk]

[ If Hythlodaeus were here, Emet-Selch's dignity and reputation would be instantly tossed out. ]

Hah! I have never drooled in my sleep in my life. I do not have slovenly sleeping habits.

[ Well, that's just a big fat lie. ]

[midifications]

I'm sure everyone does, even you, no matter how regal you try to be. But I'll say you don't, deny it happens if someone asks, as long as you don't go asking about pictures that don't exist!

[She knows there's potential "look at my darling daughter" blackmail in those, she knows.]

[emet_sulk]

Oh, alright. If you insist. But truly, I think you could have taken pity on your father and spared him the least embarrassing image, no? Such images may one day be the only record he has of you.