Open calling all muscles

[bearhowling]

Type: Image + Text
Sender ID: GOLDEN (Kintoki)

To: Open
Subject: Lifting stuff bruh
Warnings: MUSCLES


[A message cuts through the shellwork like a GOLDEN flash of lightning! In it is a picture of Golden, lifting a giant ass boulder that's gotta weigh, like, a gazillion tons, above his head, with one hand!

Shirtless!

Sweating!

GOLDEN!!!!!!!!]

heh so what can the rest of you lift???? lookin for other strong and Golden people

Comments

he is a beacon of truth

[empyrean_mirror]

[Shit. What does Alhaitham do to train. Kaveh's never actually asked or watched. Why the fuck is that man so ripped he is an OFFICE WORKER--]

Typically, I sort and reshelve books.

[Nailed it.]

a bag of deceit

[bearhowling]

you get ripped abs from sorting books?

got to be some heavy books. they let you do crunches with them?

[empyrean_mirror]

That would potentially damage the books.

[bearhowling]

would it? then wut do u do as a workout???

[Doubting!]

actually alhaitham this time (kaveh got caught)

[indispensable]

Push ups, planks, stretches and squats. I also do other exercises when they are necessary, but those four are the main ones that I tend to do more than most.