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shellphones2024-09-09 03:31 pm
catsgothistongue) wrote in shellphones2024-09-09 03:31 pm
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VIDEO // Live Long and Pawsper
Type: Video
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Ranma done goofed and went to cat island, regretting it immensely
Warnings: Catfight, cat boy ranma
[For about a week, those acquainted with one Ranma Saotome might've noticed a distinct lack of pigtails running around Eltrut. No word or sight of the teen anywhere. Some would be forgiven for thinking he went into hiding due to the recent bounty placed upon him. Others, given how some will temporarily be whisked back to their homes and return with nary an explanation, may believe he simply went back home and could come back at any given moment.
The true cause of his disappearance... is a lot stupider than those sensible ideas.
When he heard of a mysterious island cropping up, he knew he had to check it out. Information about it was scarce to him, since Paladins received more intel on itand cause he skimmed the blurb, but that wasn't going to stop him! Adventure's afoot, and he's going to take it! The next voyage to this elusive island, Ranma stowed away hitched a free ride.
And from there, it all goes downhill from there.
That was around a week ago. In the present, the network would abruptly display a notification of a video call from the MIA martial artist. A... disconcerting image showed the camera unfocused and blurred, like someone strapped it to a speeding jet. A cacophony of caterwauls and the crashing of timbering lumber trees hitting the ground was the only audible sound that could be made out. Then, the repeated quick motions loosening it, the shellphone fell and hit the ground, conveniently landing in a clump of grass that propped it in the right spot for a clearer picture.
Anyone observing the feed would find a clowder of warrior cats, some looking banged and scratched up more than others, backs arched with their furry tails standing on edge. They yowled, spit and hissed in the direction of an unseen force, a predator perhaps? Whatever it was, the camera's barely able to track anything more than the red streak that rushed each cat one by one, until all ferocious felines were off-screen.
Strange scene, no doubt. Even stranger is the source of this stream. It's coming from Ranma's phone. This was the first form of contact anyone's got from him in a week, and he isn't even in view. So where is--]
MRRRRW!
[Oh.
There's Ranma, on the branch of a tree in the shot of the camera. Only instead of addressing the camera, give an explanation as to where on earth he's been, or even acknowledge the camera at all...]
Mrreow!~
[... He. Meowed? And started clawing into the bark of the tree he's lurching on like it was a scratch post??
Huh.]
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Ranma done goofed and went to cat island, regretting it immensely
Warnings: Catfight, cat boy ranma
[For about a week, those acquainted with one Ranma Saotome might've noticed a distinct lack of pigtails running around Eltrut. No word or sight of the teen anywhere. Some would be forgiven for thinking he went into hiding due to the recent bounty placed upon him. Others, given how some will temporarily be whisked back to their homes and return with nary an explanation, may believe he simply went back home and could come back at any given moment.
The true cause of his disappearance... is a lot stupider than those sensible ideas.
When he heard of a mysterious island cropping up, he knew he had to check it out. Information about it was scarce to him, since Paladins received more intel on it
And from there, it all goes downhill from there.
That was around a week ago. In the present, the network would abruptly display a notification of a video call from the MIA martial artist. A... disconcerting image showed the camera unfocused and blurred, like someone strapped it to a speeding jet. A cacophony of caterwauls and the crashing of timbering lumber trees hitting the ground was the only audible sound that could be made out. Then, the repeated quick motions loosening it, the shellphone fell and hit the ground, conveniently landing in a clump of grass that propped it in the right spot for a clearer picture.
Anyone observing the feed would find a clowder of warrior cats, some looking banged and scratched up more than others, backs arched with their furry tails standing on edge. They yowled, spit and hissed in the direction of an unseen force, a predator perhaps? Whatever it was, the camera's barely able to track anything more than the red streak that rushed each cat one by one, until all ferocious felines were off-screen.
Strange scene, no doubt. Even stranger is the source of this stream. It's coming from Ranma's phone. This was the first form of contact anyone's got from him in a week, and he isn't even in view. So where is--]
MRRRRW!
[Oh.
There's Ranma, on the branch of a tree in the shot of the camera. Only instead of addressing the camera, give an explanation as to where on earth he's been, or even acknowledge the camera at all...]
Mrreow!~
[... He. Meowed? And started clawing into the bark of the tree he's lurching on like it was a scratch post??
Huh.]
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Hi Izuku, there's your missing friend and shipmate, right back on the ground. Still lurching down on all fours like some feral animal. If Izuku's hoping for a clear and cognitive response...]
Mrow?
[Those hopes are dashed as Ranma tapped at the phone curiously with a closed fist like it was a paw. Pat pat.]
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[Just what in the heck is going on here...]
I didn't know you had two curses, Saotome-kun. Did you get hit with a cat curse of some sort as well? [...] If you can understand me, say ...two meows.
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Hey Izuku. Good idea and all. But quick question. If two meows mean yes...
... does pick up the shellphone in his mouth and start running with it mean no? Cause that's what's happening here. Ranma took the phone in his mouth, interested piqued, and started zipping around the place. Wuh oh.]
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[Well... This is bad. Izuku isn't exactly sure what he should do but he doesn't want Ranma to hurt himself. It's pretty hard to tell what the heck is going on with the camera going haywire like this. Oh boy.]
You have to calm down!!? Did someone give you ... catnip too?! Please stop!!
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New problem: Ranma's chewing on his shellphone. Oh dear.]
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[Oh his poor ears, this is the worst ASMR of his life.]
Stop chewing on your shellphone!!
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Mrrrrrrr...
[HISS!]
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N-Now, hold on... Just listen to me for a few moments, Saotome-kun. Okay? You should try to come back home. So we can find out what's happening to you. Can you do that? Can you go home?
[ppspspspspsps]
I can get some tuna out for... you...
[ppspspspspsps???]
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It doesn't understand much, but it does understand two words: tuna, and pspspspsps!
Enjoy the sight of Ranma getting on all fours, shaking his hip like a cat, and tackling into the camera with an excited YROWL!]
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[His poor ears!!]
Saotome-kun... Please... At least tell me where you are so I can find you...
[This isn't working!!!!!!!!]