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[lucky_e]

Type: Text
Sender ID: lucky_e (Enterprise)
To: OPEN TO EVERYONE!!!! ALL THE PEOPLE!
Subject: Asking for recommendations
Warnings: Involves food and nightlife

I need recommendations for places that make cake.

And maybe somewhere a girl can go for fun at night.

Comments

[lucky_e]

I see. Thatbis unfortunate that some people would try to twist things in that direction.

[So far theyve been the only one to pount that out. Where ur mind at bruh????]

Unfortunately I'm no longer allowed in most places that involved gambling. The Paladin bars are roughly the same? I think, I'm not usually one to go out at night.

I have been to the Naughtilust on occasion. But not for anything like that, I assure you! Just for work.

[Well, for the most part, anyway.]

[telepathicignorance]

(Their brain is fucked from their best friend back home being Charge, flirtatious superhero celebrity. It has only gotten worse since they made the mistake of dating her.)

Win too many times or lose too many times?

What you do there isn't my business.

[lucky_e]

I kept winning and ended up getting into a little trouble.

Then do you have any specific places you'd suggest?

[telepathicignorance]

Pretty sure that just means you should go win too many times at a different casino. Maybe make a point of losing just often enough that they don't kick you out of that one for a while.

(This is terrible advice. Sidestep is a terrible person.

But also, casinos are companies that profit off people losing all their money and potentially ruining their lives, so who cares?)

Not really. There's a bar on Nogard(They give a name.)that doesn't have gambling and the food is good, but there's always a fight going on.

[lucky_e]

I did.

And now I'm not allowed in any. Word also got around. None of them seem all that keen on letting me in anymore. If you go to one you might see my face on a poster.

[It was a wild story to be sure! One filled with intrigue! Action! And many other, action-thriller tropes!!!

Or not!?]

I'll keep it on mind. Though I'd rather avoid places that actively have fights. This is more meant for enjoyment and celebration than anything.

[telepathicignorance]

That's actually impressive. You a card counter or something?

(Now they're curious.)

Yeah. I don't really have much else. The bakery I mentioned earlier is pretty great, though.

[lucky_e]

No, i just play whatever game is being played. They all seem to think im cheating though.

[Behold, the power of luck!]

Would you like to show me where it is? I wouldn't mind trying it out.

[telepathicignorance]

That's some impressive luck. Sure you don't have a power you don't know about?

(They consider it. Normally, they aren't social, but they're food motivated, an excursion to the bakery is very tempting. Also, they remember this is the ice cream lady.)

Sure. Meet me at the south end of the docks?

(Far, far away from Ganon's ship, and there are a number of ships docked that could be potentially assumed to be theirs. A perfect meeting place in their eyes.)

[lucky_e]

I'm rather certain.

[It's one she already knows about, so that's not a lie!]

I can do that. It will be a second, I'm coming in from sea.

[Just not a ship or on a plane. That would be silly and weird.]

[telepathicignorance]

Alright.

(They'll be there, waiting.)

[lucky_e]

[Don't worry, cause she's coming in hot and fast! Not by boat, or by plane... but by speeding along the top of the waves herself! Like Jesus, only not walking but moving like a speedboat going all nyooooooommmm....! Hair and long, captain's jacket flapping behind her all awesome and cool, and such!

The perks of being a ship you see.

Anyway, she'll hope onto the dock all lickety-split.]

Ahoy!

[telepathicignorance]

(They don't see anyone approaching...

Wait.

Is that...?

To their credit, they don't react much. They've seen a lot of strange boosts and other enhanced in their life.

Still, that's areally weird way to do walking on water.)

That's an impressive power. (They wave in greeting.)