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TEXT // Revenge is a Dish Best Served Sparkly
Type: Text
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma Saotome)
To: Public
Subject: Glitterbombing a ship
Warnings: Glitter, glitter, and more glitter.
[Everything's fine this normal day here in the world of Escordvi.
BOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
... discounting that suddenly explosion ringing out throughout the town, loud enough for anyone to hear it should they be on the leviathan. If they're outside, or check out a window, they may see the end of a mushroom cloud dissipating to nothing. Strangely, instead of fiery debris being kicked up from deflagration like most, this was... sparkly, glinting and reflecting the sunlight off it. Whatever exploded wasn't your ordinary bomb.
Ping!
A notification on the network. From Ranma. Opening it, no words or context, reveals an image.
An image of a large vessel. Maybe you're familiar with it, maybe you're seeing it for the first time, maybe you're apart or unfortunate enough to be on it at this moment. Even if you're familiar with The Scourge, it's understandable if you don't recognize it after it had been caked in a literal boatload of glitter of colors that'd put kaleidoscopes to shame.
And there's Ranma. Posing in front of the ship made into an arts and crafts project, with the most unabashedly proud look on his face.
Revenge has never been a more beautiful sight.]
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma Saotome)
To: Public
Subject: Glitterbombing a ship
Warnings: Glitter, glitter, and more glitter.
[Everything's fine this normal day here in the world of Escordvi.
BOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
... discounting that suddenly explosion ringing out throughout the town, loud enough for anyone to hear it should they be on the leviathan. If they're outside, or check out a window, they may see the end of a mushroom cloud dissipating to nothing. Strangely, instead of fiery debris being kicked up from deflagration like most, this was... sparkly, glinting and reflecting the sunlight off it. Whatever exploded wasn't your ordinary bomb.
Ping!
A notification on the network. From Ranma. Opening it, no words or context, reveals an image.
An image of a large vessel. Maybe you're familiar with it, maybe you're seeing it for the first time, maybe you're apart or unfortunate enough to be on it at this moment. Even if you're familiar with The Scourge, it's understandable if you don't recognize it after it had been caked in a literal boatload of glitter of colors that'd put kaleidoscopes to shame.
And there's Ranma. Posing in front of the ship made into an arts and crafts project, with the most unabashedly proud look on his face.
Revenge has never been a more beautiful sight.]
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The hell did you get a glitter bomb big enough for that?
[Honest curiosity.]
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[aka he made it. as the resident explosives expert, are you proud of him katsuki?]
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Where'd you get enough *glitter*?
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[This was pretty expensive, but man, was it worth the price.]
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[This has to be an interesting story.]
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