[ text ]

[tabiya]

Type: text
Sender ID: un; curiouser
To: public
Subject: chess.
Warnings: none. its chess


hi. my name is xehanort.

i want to buy or commission a chessboard. a nice one, with heavy pieces. and i'd like some people to play chess with. i know a few different versions, so i can teach people to play others if anyone wants to learn. it would be nice to be able to meet up and play sometimes.

that's all, i think. please ask any questions if you have them, as well. thanks.

Comments

[indispensable]

[Very married. So married that he may be currently ignoring Kaveh's protests and argument.]

Ignore him when he offers to do anything for free. He's horrible at accepting any form of recompense despite the fact that this is his living.

[He likes you enough Xehanort so he is now teaching you Dealing With Kaveh 101.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I AM STILL RIGHT HERE, ALHAITHAM

[indispensable]

Yes, but I'm currently in the middle of a conversation with somebody else, as you may have noticed.

[Did you not want him to talk to more people, Kaveh?? It's literally what he's doing right now!]

[empyrean_mirror]

Telling him untrue things ABOUT ME

[indispensable]

Oh? And which part of what I have said is as untrue as you claim to be?

[List them down, Kaveh. He dares you.

Also they're probably looking right at each other while doing this so its extra silly.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[He is in fact mouthing "fuck you" from across the cafe, yes.]

I haven't been swindled since I GOT here!

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham just gives a Look that they both know tends to imply a great many Things.]

Only because you got lucky for once. What would have happened if you ended up with somebody else who wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of you?

[empyrean_mirror]

Like whom? If you hadn't noticed, Alhaitham, there aren't exactly a wealth of scammers and swindlers in this world!

[indispensable]

[What do you mean by that Kaveh did you literally forget about Nogard. The Corsairs that are not Cid and company??]

What, then do you want to be the one who starts making a list of them?

[empyrean_mirror]

Why would I be making a list like that? That just invites trouble!

[Most of the problems with the corsair are more violence than scams???]

[indispensable]

[Well it is scams and then violence, but same difference in the end he supposes.

And Alhaitham isn't going to dignify that with a text response but he will, again, give Kaveh a pointed look that says everything. Inviting trouble... and who else is better at attracting trouble to himself than Kaveh?]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Nice to meet you, Trouble.]

[indispensable]

[Eloquent as always, Trouble No. 2.]

[tabiya]

i see. so you've got to keep an eye on this kind of thing... must be difficult.

[indispensable]

Extremely. He'd risk the chance of getting swindled if it means getting a smile from a stranger.

[Yeah Kaveh he's calling you out. CALLING YOU OUT.]

[tabiya]

[ why am i having wonderland flashbacks. ]

i'll keep it in mind for the future.

[indispensable]

[Well a smile from the Cheshire Cat may not be what one is looking for, per se.]

It would be appreciated.

[Force Kaveh to accept things so that he has to take them!!]

[tabiya]

[ more tweedledum and tweedledee, in this case. ]

it looks like you'll be entrusted with the payments, though.

[indispensable]

That's fine. He'd probably pretend to forget, otherwise.

[Yeah he knows all the tricks. Kaveh ain't getting away with this one.]