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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-12-01 01:16 pm

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WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS



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AHOY! HELP WANTED. THINK YOU’VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE FACE OF ESCORDVI’S VERY FIRST ADVENT CALENDAR? POST YOUR GLAMOROUS PICTURES TODAY. POST THEM NOW!

A group of collaborators is looking to put together Escordvi’s very first annual advent calendar. For its inaugural year, they want to compile a collection of pictures of beautiful riftfarers to represent each month. These pictures can range anywhere from beauty shots, to thirsty body shots, to tasteful fashion poses. Anything goes!

Have your character post their own (or their friends, enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, dogs) photos to this network post. NPCS can also be used to post photos. Then feel free to comment around on the photos with which month or season you think would suit them best. Or just comment about how much you like the photos. Who’s hot? Who’s not? Or about how horrified you are that someone posted yours! Any and all feedback is needed so they can create the best calendar ever!

At the end of the month, an advent calendar for 2025 will be created! If there are enough submissions, there will be multiple calendars so don't be shy or think you'll be left out! For ease of use, the calendar has been broken down into the four seasons so that multiple themed shots can be posted. Get posting!

PLEASE USE THE FORMATTING CODE PROVIDED IN EACH TOPLEVEL! Putting the character's name in the subject line is optional but helpful for quick reference. Any who don't follow instructions will have their comment screened so it can be edited. This is mostly to ensure images are not too large and stretching pages. Please try to crop images to best fit the code, especially long ones. The code will automatically resize images to a max width of 300px, so an image with a 3:4 or 3:5 ratio would be ideal.

QUICK LINKS: SPRING 🌻 SUMMER ☀️ AUTUMN 🍂 WINTER ❄️

empyrean_mirror: (15)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure plenty of people do, he's very handsome.Z

[not his fault you have holes in your head instead of eyes, ranma.]
catsgothistongue: (Doodle)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Plenty of people" aren't married to him either.

[The holes in his head are for holding eyes to perceive your bullshit Kav.]
empyrean_mirror: (7)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
of course not he's mine

i mean

I'm sure he's very loyal to his husband
catsgothistongue: (Sass)

blame the coinflip

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Smooth, dad. Real smooth.
Edited 2024-12-02 02:07 (UTC)
empyrean_mirror: (98)

here we go

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[recordscratch.wav]

what
catsgothistongue: (Intruded)

(1/?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[...]
catsgothistongue: (Pause)

2/?

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[.........]
catsgothistongue: (Crapbaskets)

3/?

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...............fuck.]
catsgothistongue: (Oh the horror)

4/5

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK--]
catsgothistongue: (Shut the fuck up)

5/5

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he's cool. This is fine, this is fine, he can save it.]

Kav, I wanted to say Kav. Autocorrect's a bitch.

[#nailedit]
empyrean_mirror: (109)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
those letters aren't anywhere near each other

you

you called me dad?????


[HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER?]
catsgothistongue: (Ranma's fucked)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know what you're talking about i don't remember doing that maybe your age is catching up to you

[someone kill him plz]
empyrean_mirror: (97)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that old!





did you mean it?
catsgothistongue: (LETSTALKABOUTTHIS)

cw: brief seppuku mention in narration

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
No??? Obviously not, that was an accident on the stupid phone's part. Why would I ever. Don't think on it too hard!!!

[where's the nearest tanto blade, disembowelment suddenly sounds a lot more pleasurable than having this conversation, ever.]
empyrean_mirror: (48)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
... really?

[It's like you can hear him wilt over text, huh?]
catsgothistongue: (Crossed arms)

it pains me to play an idiot sometimes

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Really.

[If they were in person, Ranma might be able to see the heartbreak in kaveh's face, but oh well. This isn't going to hurt Kaveh in any shape or form anyway.]
empyrean_mirror: (38)

wheezes

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
oh.

[the boy doesn't like him. he always knew he'd be a terrible father.]
empyrean_mirror: (12)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. Don't worry about me.

[Oh you fucked up.]
catsgothistongue: (GULP)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[That sentence is making him do exactly not that.]

C'mon man, it was an accident. You don't gotta act all upset over me calling you that. Slip of the tongue, y'know?
empyrean_mirror: (36)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
...If you didn't really mean it, there's no reason for me to feel any kind of way about it, right?
catsgothistongue: (That's concerning)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere, in Ranma's cranium, the synapses between his neurons crackle a spark of knowledge that finally clued in the sudden turnaround. Fuuuuuuck.]

Kaveh, hang on.
empyrean_mirror: (72)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-12-02 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
It was just an honest mistake, right?

There's really no need to fuss.

(no subject)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue - 2024-12-02 08:11 (UTC) - Expand
indispensable: (structuration.)

not here

[personal profile] indispensable 2024-12-02 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Can you feel the threatening aura that's coming to you now Ranma.

Can you.]
catsgothistongue: (Ack-!)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-12-02 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[why does he hear boss music?]